and I have nothing to wear and no clue where to start looking. Pre-kids my look was a bit rock-chicky, but everything is now several sizes too small, and my boobs are now a 36H so don't fit into anything smaller than an 18. The rest of me is about a 16, I'm 5ft 9, short dark hair, blobby tummy but half-decent legs - dearest style mavens please point me in the direction of something I won't look an absolute berk in.
Oh, and because it's all a bit last-minute fast mail-order is fine, otherwise I'm stuck with the high-street...