Isn't your reply sneering at those who dislike them, though?
Pairing capri pants with kitten heels, an oversized blazer or a trench is what every would-be fashionista has been doing. They're everywhere online. Everything seems to be called capri pants, even when they're actually cropped cargo pants or pedal pushers. It's fine to dislike them, even if you are remotely fashionable, surely?
One thing I'm absolutely certain of, though, is that the crotch area on a pair of (tight jersey stretchy) capri pants, is a very very unpleasant thing ...