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What assumptions might you make about a man wearing rings on every finger?

91 replies

userne192939124 · 27/09/2026 19:11

I'm actually asking for a writing characterisation rather than style and beauty but thought might be a good place to ask here.

In the same way that if you saw a man in a smart pin striped suit with a starched collar and polished shoes, you might assume he was probably very conventional, maybe from a public school background, a bit buttoned up and probably did a professional job, what kind of assumptions would you make about a man who wore an array of chunky silver rings on every finger?

This type of thing but no particular designs, and no tattoos.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f4/5e/66/f45e66b568a4e8435930bc87d6622bb2.jpg

Sort of an array of chunky differing rings on every finger. mostly silver and black. slightly gothic but not all of them.

Anything would be helpful whether character, personal style, industry, job?

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f4/5e/66/f45e66b568a4e8435930bc87d6622bb2.jpg

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UncannyToad · 27/09/2026 19:22

Johnny Depp 😍
Cool. Some kind of artist, I guess?

TroysMammy · 27/09/2026 19:26

Creepy. Especially paired with chunky jewellery or heaven forbid a medallion. I'd run for the hills and I have, not a good look.

Shedmistress · 27/09/2026 19:27

That he likes rings?

BeardySchnauzer · 27/09/2026 19:28

Knuckle dusters. That he gets in lots of fights.

or works freelance in something that leaves him with a lot of time on his hands.

Franxi · 27/09/2026 19:29

He’s a jewellery designer?

Boreded · 27/09/2026 19:30

That he likes jewellery 🤷‍♀️

paddleboardingmum · 27/09/2026 19:30

I think I saw Robert Peston doing this on TV.

DanaScullysLegoHair · 27/09/2026 19:31

paddleboardingmum · 27/09/2026 19:30

I think I saw Robert Peston doing this on TV.

My first thought too 😁

RosesAndHellebores · 27/09/2026 19:33

Not much and I'd think the pin stripe suit and starched collar odd in 2026. Someone trying to be something they aren't.

BeardySchnauzer · 27/09/2026 19:34

RosesAndHellebores · 27/09/2026 19:33

Not much and I'd think the pin stripe suit and starched collar odd in 2026. Someone trying to be something they aren't.

But Rees-mogg!!

Whorulestheroost1 · 27/09/2026 19:35

Depends on his age. My DS 21 might wear those kind of things however if I came home to DH 60 and he had them on his fingers I would wonder if he was having some sort of breakdown.

FlorenceBlack · 27/09/2026 19:37

I’m into rock and heavy metal music so at gigs often see blokes wearing similar jewellery to this, but usually they have tattoos as well. More often than not they’re either completely bald or they have very long hair, and give the impression they have manual jobs.

LadyMacbethssweetArabianhand · 27/09/2026 19:37

Is he auditioning for the rerun of Only Fools and Horses?

Mousekatoolsattheready · 27/09/2026 19:37

I’d think “bleurgh” especially if he also has long nails which give me the absolute boak. Actually, ONE long nail which makes me boak even more.
I’d assume HE thought he was quite cool, “alternative” and attractive/sexy but in fact he looks seedy and a bit grim.
I maybe jump to conclusions 🙊😂

macaroon8 · 27/09/2026 19:39

Street fighter, enforcer, muscle, drug dealer, wide boy, pornstar.
Someone trying too hard/ look at me type.
Someone rebelling against the strict dress code they have to wear.

topcat2014 · 27/09/2026 19:39

Spiv!

MrsPositivity1 · 27/09/2026 19:45

Repulsive

TheSunBeatsDown · 27/09/2026 19:54

I would expect them to have tattoos, there's no way they'd have rings everywhere and no tattoos, that's not a thing. Think Pete Wicks...

AgnesX · 27/09/2026 19:58

paddleboardingmum · 27/09/2026 19:30

I think I saw Robert Peston doing this on TV.

He's such a poser with that affected voice he adopts sometimes. The jewellery just underlines it.

Calling · 27/09/2026 20:02

A biker, maybe

Aussiesgettingsmashed · 27/09/2026 20:03

That he’s a bit of a fanny. Same goes for gold medallions and earrings.

userne192939124 · 27/09/2026 20:08

this is very interesting thank you.

I was thinking creative (sort of Johnny Depp ish) but also a bit seedy.

I would expect them to have tattoos, there's no way they'd have rings everywhere and no tattoos, that's not a thing

@TheSunBeatsDown I've met a couple of people like this with no tattoos but they were both actor unemployed actor

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CrochetHooked · 27/09/2026 20:11

I'd assume he didn't work anywhere he had to deal with infection control. So that rules out healthcare and hospitality.

I'd also assume that he either didn't do the washing up at home or he had a dishwasher.

Hohofortherobbers · 27/09/2026 20:12

Knuckle dusters

EamonnFyre · 27/09/2026 20:13

Hippy. Takes drugs. Plays guitar. Thinks of himself as sage and wise. Probably thinks of himself as a bit of a ladies man. Is probably a nob.