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What assumptions might you make about a man wearing rings on every finger?

91 replies

userne192939124 · 27/09/2026 19:11

I'm actually asking for a writing characterisation rather than style and beauty but thought might be a good place to ask here.

In the same way that if you saw a man in a smart pin striped suit with a starched collar and polished shoes, you might assume he was probably very conventional, maybe from a public school background, a bit buttoned up and probably did a professional job, what kind of assumptions would you make about a man who wore an array of chunky silver rings on every finger?

This type of thing but no particular designs, and no tattoos.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f4/5e/66/f45e66b568a4e8435930bc87d6622bb2.jpg

Sort of an array of chunky differing rings on every finger. mostly silver and black. slightly gothic but not all of them.

Anything would be helpful whether character, personal style, industry, job?

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f4/5e/66/f45e66b568a4e8435930bc87d6622bb2.jpg

OP posts:
dizzydizzydizzy · 27/09/2026 20:19

He would make me think of my yoga instructor

bittertwisted · 27/09/2026 20:20

That he has bells on his toes?

seahorsessky · 27/09/2026 20:22

Nothing, same as with a woman. That they make very different style choices from me, but that's not an issue.

BrezhnevsLuxuriantEyebrows · 27/09/2026 20:26

LadyMacbethssweetArabianhand · 27/09/2026 19:37

Is he auditioning for the rerun of Only Fools and Horses?

You could have given a Trigger warning before posting that!

Sunbringer · 27/09/2026 20:32

Depends on the man. They could be an effeminate twink or they could be trying to break cheekbones with the metal. Or they could be an eccentric traveller or an Old Boy in his 20s who hadn’t figured out that the signet rings aren’t cool.

hotmumshit · 27/09/2026 20:36

Teenager
Wannabe pimp

Ick either way

mcmuffin22 · 27/09/2026 20:40

topcat2014 · 27/09/2026 19:39

Spiv!

Ahh I like the word spiv. My parents used it a lot 😁

Re. The rings, it would totally depend what else they were wearing.

GlosGirl82 · 27/09/2026 20:41

Yuk!

Kelticgold · 27/09/2026 20:42

It depends. How old is he? Does he have long hair and beard? Is he from Northampton?

Bacha1910 · 27/09/2026 20:42

Based on the one guy I’ve met who did this, a bit of a nob would cover it. Metaller/ slightly alternative. But a nob.

mathanxiety · 27/09/2026 20:44

That he also has bells on his toes, and music wherever he goes...

HamBap · 27/09/2026 20:53

Either a David Dickinsonesque antique dealer or someone in a rock band - depends what they're wearing.

AndSomeForFancyDress · 27/09/2026 21:01

That he fancies himself as Liberace...

MrsCillian · 27/09/2026 21:07

A bit grubby, scruffy. That he thinks he's cool and God's gift to women, but nobody else thinks that. Probably a musician or an artist.

Minasama · 27/09/2026 21:12

I’d assume he was a bit strange and didn’t have a decent job. Probably a bit rough.

PashaMinaMio · 27/09/2026 21:19

seahorsessky · 27/09/2026 20:22

Nothing, same as with a woman. That they make very different style choices from me, but that's not an issue.

Live & let live but I would not be attracted to his “style.”

It looks tasteless to me. Even worse if he bites his nails.

quantumbutterfly · 27/09/2026 21:25

Does he take them off when he does the washing up?

NoWordForFluffy · 27/09/2026 21:27

That he's a second hand car salesman from the 80s! Not an attractive look, IMO.

ShhhYouDontKnowMe · 27/09/2026 21:27

That he’s David from Schitt’s Creek!

NooNakedJacuzziness · 27/09/2026 21:27

Jimmy Saville

durdledoris · 27/09/2026 21:29

I would find it chavvy unless he was a heavy metal/rock type guy

SmashThePatriarchy · 27/09/2026 21:32

Mr T

Nellodee · 27/09/2026 21:50

It depends on the quality of the rings and whether they were gold or silver. Good quality gold rings with stones would make me think of someone whose finances went through big highs and big lows. Silver would lean seedy rock/arty type and less gangster.

Dandeloosha · 27/09/2026 21:55

If he was all in black I’d think ‘80s rocker. The vest and pinstripe shirt in the image make me think he’s a civil servant by day who goes by himself to sex club parties three nights a year. He doesn’t get laid but he likes watching. Thinks he’s Charlie Sheen but is more Mr Sheen.

Echobelly · 27/09/2026 21:56

Generally the guys I know who do that are fairly gothy