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Sod brazillians, hollywoods and everything else....come here if you have a full blown hedgerow...

53 replies

SlightlyMadSweet · 31/05/2008 12:52

..tried trimming, I just itch.
..I ain't letting wax near my bits for anyone...

...so now I keep it natural 50 weeks of the year (I prune gently for my hols)...the only think I don't keep in my hedgerow is any wildlife

...anyone else?

OP posts:
kittywise · 31/05/2008 12:54

I agree, a trim is fine

maidamess · 31/05/2008 12:59

I have doormice nesting in mine.

Twiglett · 31/05/2008 13:02

complete with sparrows

cluelessnchaos · 31/05/2008 13:02

I completely agree, who wants to itch for a week after its done and then put up with regrowth, at least when you ahve some length you can tuck it in.

Thomcat · 31/05/2008 13:03

!!!!!!!!!

LuckyStrike · 31/05/2008 13:08

does it not get sweaty and smelly to have lots of hair in your nether regions?

maidamess · 31/05/2008 13:09

No, they have these amazing things called showers now, where you can rinse your brillos once a day

TillyScoutsmum · 31/05/2008 13:13

Same here - a trim and a rusty razor at holiday time but other than that - just let it grow free. I had a wax once and would, frankly, rather do childbirth

DD discovered mine this morning - I was standing in the buff drying my hair (on my head) and dd was sitting down by my feet, she then pulled herself up on the bed and starting tweaking my lady garden. She was intrigued. Had to put some pants on in the end cos it was just a bit weird

SheikYerbouti · 31/05/2008 13:16

Mine is the lost memeber of ZZ top

It sings "Gimme all your lovin'" every time I take off my pants

roobis · 31/05/2008 13:17

i did, for the very odd reason that i was worried about my scars. after having a caesarean and a laparotomy the idea of removing protection from the scarred areawas just too scary. however, i did prune it a bit the other week, but i use cream instead of waxing or shaving

Twiglett · 31/05/2008 13:19

god luckystrike .. please tell me that question was a joke.. it was, wasn't it?

fizzbuzz · 31/05/2008 14:24

Mine's really bald and always has been.

Attack what little there is with nail scissors on rare times it is put into a cossie.

There was sme programme on the other day, and the women who "Brought Brazizlians to England" was on, saying she thought in a few years, every woman would have one and it would be perfectly normal.

Well, I've got news for here, I ain't ever having one, no willy way. I think they are just plain weird...

PeachyWontLieToYou · 31/05/2008 14:29

i havent got the energyy to care

right now (with a baby( dh would be so grateful to get close he wouldnt care either

holidays yes, maybe once every blue moon in a fit of i really should...

then no

bit like ironing

Beachcomber · 31/05/2008 15:04

SheikYerbouti you have just made me spit OJ onto my new laptop.

I'm currently sporting natural lady garden but will have to rein it in a bit soon as live in france and will spend a fair bit of the summer in a cozzie (MIL has swimming pool and DDs want to go in whenever we go and are too wee to go in alone).

Psychomum5 · 31/05/2008 15:09

I am a bit 'in-between'....

I like mine trimmed back, if not for the only reason that if I didn't, then DH would never find his way out again should he venture down there.

Mine would probably be down me legs, half-way to me knee's if I left it to it's own devices!

lazarou · 31/05/2008 15:10

I shave and wax when I have the time. If I leave it too long the razor goes blunt before it's all off and I am left with a little whispy goatee

Psychomum5 · 31/05/2008 15:10

and to think of the trauma of the midwives and poor babies trying to fight their ways out at birth......

nope, I am a trimmed girlie.

no waxing tho.......never ever ever am I gonna allow hot melty stuff near my ladygarden!!!

littleboyblue · 31/05/2008 15:12

lol

lazarou · 31/05/2008 15:12

Dh said mine gets all tangled if I don't 'tend to it'

schneebly · 31/05/2008 15:13

I trim mine when I can be arsed - never done the waxing thing but am fair and not that hairy compared to some.

cyteen · 31/05/2008 15:13

A trim and a shave around the edges when I remember is good enough for me

Am still PMSL at Sheik

ChasingSquirrels · 31/05/2008 15:21

I don't get why you would bother, but then I don't get fashion, or make-up either.
Mine is untouched.

lazarou · 31/05/2008 15:28

I think it depends on how unruly it is and how pronounced your 'beetle bonnet' is...

LaVieEnRose · 31/05/2008 15:28

had a bikini wax this morning because going on hols on monday. wasn't as painful as I remember but cost me £10 so won't be doing that again in a hurry. Or am I just a cheapskate?

KerryMum · 31/05/2008 15:29

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