Sod brazillians, hollywoods and everything else....come here if you have a full blown hedgerow...

[SlightlyMadSweet]

..tried trimming, I just itch.
..I ain't letting wax near my bits for anyone...

...so now I keep it natural 50 weeks of the year (I prune gently for my hols)...the only think I don't keep in my hedgerow is any wildlife

...anyone else?

You are all hairy slatterns.

I wax mine into the shape of a different breed of dog every month.

Currently resembles a cute little pug.

at Sheik.

mine looks like a plucked chicken now. nice.

Sorry DP dragged me to B&Q after I started this thread......

I am glad I am not alone,

PMSL @

By maidamess on Sat 31-May-08 13:09:12
No, they have these amazing things called showers now, where you can rinse your brillos once a day

There was a dead hedghog on Tescos car park once- big massive thing.

Ds1 (aged about 3 at the time) SHOUTED- URGH LOOK MOMMYS FAIRY HAS FALLEN ON THE FLOOR.

lolol @ brillos ans zz top.

they do cordless hedgetrimmers in homebase now. So you've no need to worry about being electrocuted in the bathroom anymore.

Sheik - have nominated you for Quote of the Week!

I am sorry.....Shreik's comment goes above my head. I don't understand it as ZZ top are before my time. I am guessing they were very hairy, and that "Gimme all your lovin' is one of their somgs

tiredemma

I trim. If I am going to see DP. Sometimes. I'd rather not at all. Showers are marvellous inventions, aren't they??!

ZZ Top were a very hairy band, beards down to the kness, which used to blow in the American desert wind, if I remember my videos rightly...

That post is hilarious Sheik, does it wear little round sunglasses, and play a sax as well???

How old are you SMS? I'm

I'm untrimmed but naturally neat.

I have heard 'of' the name, but nothing more

Phew - I thought you were going to say you were 17

I scrape away half heartedly with a blunt razor and tuck in any stray fronds if I am going swimming but that's it. I am not very hairy at all. It looks like a red squirrel with mange at the best of times. I tried a Brazilian once. It looked more like a Mexican hairless - sort of vaguely tufty in the centre. How many of you remember Tufty, eh? eh?

Oh and unless you have a really neat fanjo, don't you end up with the "badly packed kebab" effect with it all spilling out if there's no hair?

ROFL at kebab

beat even brillos and ZZ top

I love my fanny hair. It's perfect as it is.

I did try a Brazilian once and I didn't like it.

Rofl at tiredemma!

I prefer the natural look.
According to a porn director who was on some dodgy program last night - natural is back in fashion!! Yehay!!

On the rare occasions I put on a swimming costume I have a trim round but in future will probably look out for a pair of shorts that seem all the rage so it'll save that job

Why aren't women 'allowed' to have hair?

I plait mine

Have trimmed the length & it itches like, so leave it au naturel now. Tweezer the sides for holidays & bikini days