Shoe Poll, cast your vote. Please. Go on have a look.

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Four pairs which ones for this dress?

A - Dune strappy

B - Debenhams sandals

C - John Lewis pointy slingbacks

D - strappy Debut

Which ones? You Decide.

i'm afraid i already have, 100x. and i wasn't nice about it. [ashamed]

It has to be A - they are lovely.

it's the white ones we can see, they look like they're protecting you from the ravages of dvt.

when is the event, btw?

No, I was talking about the strange white bridal ones in photo.

We don't want those.

We also don't want tan tights.

NO TIGHTS.

A or D

hate C
B look like ones my mum would wear

No it's okay be mean. I tried taken pic with me wearing tights and sandals earlier. But I pissed myself lauging at the disgraceful orangeyness of it all.

But I didn't think I'd uploaded that.

Fuck did I.

Quick tell me where I shall DELETE

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Sorry... i'm being so slow. its for your wedding? goodness me you are absolutely gorgeous up to your chin!

and the other gorgeous pic of you and your gorgeous children is supposed to help, is it?

lapin. erk. that's quite a fox-pass on 100x's part, isn't it?

Phew no orange.

Thing is My legs, they are a nice shap but the dress is knee length and and and I chase toddlers and bump and don't seem to shave well and andand am a bit paranoid about state of legs anananand dunno thought I should cover up a bit.

Lapin I like those very much. I am indeed a size three. What do others think? I'm ever so slightly paranoid about messing them up tbh. I'm going to be in a garden. They'll end up muddy and then I'll cry.

Oh dear said paranoid too many times.

Now you'll all think I'm mad or .... paranoid.

oh and thank you for your kind words re dd 100x. i amn't pretty, actually. i have Lively Features, however, and Twinkling Eyes, so i get away with it.

A - Dune ones

In a showoff sharing mood Aitch

Right profile OFF.

Ah. Right.

Ahem.

I see.

No need to be paranoid. no, no. So distracted was I by your lovely shoulders that i wasn't concentrating.

No.

All my fault. [shoots self]

Was just a sort of whiteish ankle I was looking at.

No tights. So that's fine.

As you were Slur.

Who is Brian LL, and why has he gone wibble? I'm confused... easily done I know.

And slur please, please tell me, how have you got such a fantastic figure after having 2 children, and one of them 20 months go? Please tell me, I have to know. I need to know!

Oh well that's is pretty in itself Aitch.

At school everyone used to go round in this excruciating circle and say 'Victoria has amazing legs' and she'd look all pleased, and then someone else would have 'perfect hair' and then they'd get to me and pause and smile and say 'you have such a CHARACTERFUL face.'

Not that I remember this, oh no.

when's the event? can you go and ask a nice old lady with a 'normous bust in the tights dept of a large dept store? somewhere like fenwicks or house of fraser? a pair of lovely expensive falkes or wolfords (silly money for tights, but still...) will sort you out.

although. not with strappy sandals you can't. sorry, no. start a circular exfoliating motion right now and apply fake tan the day before. or have a lady do it.

No no I was wearing white tights hundred!

Honest am not that pale really. Nor that orange.

It was a whim really, you go shopping and there's these stockings, all lacy and saying bridal, and you've just bought a white basque blah blah. I was weak. It was wrong.

But I'm not overly confident my bruises knobbly knees legs will be up to scratch alone.

Am I too late to vote?
If not, then A.
I love C, but won't those pointy toes hurt considerably?
Or am I a fashion outcast for even thinking of that as a issue.?

Aitch, what are lively features? you must be pretty I'm sure you are, you are in my head you know? your posts, you style etc...

Lively features are a grown-up version of having a characterful face.