What do you think to this crystal dress ?

[JennyTals]

https://shop.mango.com/gb/en/p/women/dresses-and-jumpsuits/wedding-guest/strapless-crystal-dress_17081229?c=40&talla=20&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PMAX+-+1WOMAN+-+GB&utm_campaignid=71700000113063971&utm_content=&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19973632780&gbraid=0AAAAADqhEeO9GR5Qw8PLZ_UaeS2v5lphi&gclid=Cj0KCQjwrPHABhCIARIsAFW2XBOtEsAt7kQQOwvgabNRlU3tu4XzLsPOPA_p2_Fzj8iFna3IAT-6u58aAsYzEALw_wcB

Frogspawn.

But I don't not like it.

I agree with the consensus. I don’t like it.

I like it much more than I thought I would.

But annoyingly I do think you need the model's build to make it feel like a strong minimal take - it would look very different if you are shorter or heavier or bustier and especially if you are fake of tan and high of heel.

It triggers my trypophobia and therefore gets a big fat 0 from me.

I can’t stop laughing at this commmet 😂

As someone with a skin disease I do not find this funny at all.

Nasty fuckers.

Revolting. Makes me feel queasy. 🤢

Looks like the tiles at B & Q

I knew it reminded me of something!!!

I quite liked it but now can't unsee the toad😂

Bet half of those crystals would be off after you'd sat down in it a couple of time too.

I think it would look better on someone with darker skin.
Not something I'd pay £380 either but might be quite nice in the flesh and on the right person.

Sneak into his house at night with a cardboard cut out of the Queen Mother - The Great Toad - and the late Queen - Elizardbeast - get a couple of those dresses on the cut outs. He wakes up in the morning and there will never be enough cleaning products to clean up how hard that man would shit his bed.

Accessorise with floating candles

If you can't wash it or dry clean it, then how do you clean it? That would be my main concern. Someone spills something on it and it's £380 in the bin!

I adore it. Simple but interesting.

Amazing under disco lights. If you’re appearing on TOTP, go for it. Otherwise…

I completely agree with that. The top needs to come up higher below her arms, but if they did that, the waist wouldn't hit in the right place. I wonder why they didn't put it on a model where it would fit properly?

Looks like a skin disease or blisters.

I really like it, it looks like raindrops to me.
But it is 100% polyester which I wouldnt even buy from a cheap brand nm £380, also I doubt you could properly sit in it without ruining the dress.

I suppose its designed for somebody who can afford to just wear it once then bin it!

My 5yr old said it looks like a frog and now I can't unsee that 🐸

I can’t either 😂😂😂 I’m like what was I thinking !!

I actually quite like the green oval stones. But the fabric looks too rigid, and I don't like the neckline or how short it is. It's just about flattering on the model but would look not good on someone bigger or shorter. It looks uncomfortable too.
I'd say you can do better.

Although I quite liked the fabric at first glance, I dislike the dress (too low + too short, should be one or the other). I then moved on to thinking 'you could stick those bobbly things on yourself for a lot less money'. I then moved on to thinking how entertaining this dress would be if you got a whole lot of googly eyes in the £1 shop......

Horrible, sorry op! It needs to come with trigger warning.