Argh! Urgently need something for my pathetic boobs

[ThisIsntAboutAChair]

I've bought this strapless M&S dress to wear to a couple of imminent weddings, and am now feeling nervous about my rather sad, spaniel ear boobs. I've hardly ever gone strapless before, and I don't know where to start.
Sorry for the shit photos, but thought they might be useful as reference 🫠

@ThisMustBeMyDream Oh, I'm very intruiged by this one!! Thanks a lot

www.maxcleavage.com/products/refined-superboost-strapless-rl138

You look great, @ThisIsntAboutAChair. Given you keep talking about saggy and deflated boobs and that this is MN… have you had kids? Is that where this is coming from?

Because if you have had children, it’s not obvious at all from your shape and I think there’s a touch of post-baby not-being-able-to-see-reality-in-the-mirror going on.

Where you are now is many women’s dream shape! I hope you can see for yourself soon that you really are beautiful because you deserve to have more confidence than this.

I’ve never been pregnant and I’d love to look anywhere near as slim and yet still curvy as you!

Sorry I've not read past the first page so I'm sure I'll repeat but I think you look great! Your boobs are not spaniels ears at all. But if you'd feel more confident perhaps those kind of cups that you stick to your skin might be worth a try?

And def don't bother with fake tan, one of the first things I thought when I saw the pictures was that your hair against your skin tone is gorgeous.

I cannot recommend the wonder bra “with the hands” enough! It’s super scaffolding for sure.

the retail at £42 but I got mine second one invited for £8.

sizing is weird as they fit quite tight. I recommend you do boob or bust and try a band size higher. Agree you’ll be a 28 something as PP said

That's really kind of you @SoNotMyMonkeys
Yeah, I have 2 little kids. It really does a number on you! I'm actually not usually bothered by my boobs, but when I tried the dress on again at home they really did feel rather sad 😬 Anyway, everyone has been so kind and thoughtful on here.
I'll have a look at that one, thanks!@fatgirlswims