i am SUCH a sucker for aspirational marketing...

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have had new Toast house&home catalogue through post.
i now want All OF IT.
to wear around, and furnish, my tumbledown 300 year old farmhouse in provence, obviously. (i dont have one of those, in case that wasnt clear.)

sigh.

who?

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really, looks like he spends too much time trying to do his hair.

i would be monty don.

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hair styles are for gay men and men who want people to think they are gay cos it is really cool.

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if you have to look you can't afford!

pruners what man would you be! odent? or whatever he is called?

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thats ok, you can be your dh.

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no you can't be bill bailey try harder

you can be bill hicks?

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I'd like to be Jude Law. So I could admire myself in the mirror a lot and ponce about in films and be a selfish playboy but with an intelligent, witty and caring-dad persona

Yes being Jude would be ace.

jude law is on the edge of losing his looks i think. he either has to enter gimmerhood gracefull and shave his head or go all cliff richard. from teh looks of things he is heading down the cliff richard route.

yes I think the hair is going.

Ok I want to be Jude Law circa 2004. How about that?

ok but you have to wear clothes from joules

I am Rupert Everett