'lip' stick

[Ledodgy]

Ok this is rather embrrassing but I can't be arsed to change my name. Since having 3 children my dp has commented that I don't look the same down below and that i'm somewhat paler. Now I remember reading anais Ninn Delta of Venus a few years back and in the old days they used to rouge down below to make it look more attractive. Is there anywhere I can by this type of rouge nower days or have I got to use my Juicy tubes on my fanjo?

Have sex with the lights off Ledodgy. That is the fanjo that gave life to his dc's he should be worshipping at it not complaining about it's colour.

you're wierd. it goes red when you get turned on. tell dh to try harder.

Don't go trying any colours out in boots you may get escorted away from the makeup counter

Sex with the lights off? How the hell could he see where he was putting it if the lights were out? It's me who's more bothered about it's pastiness dp made a comment but isn't too bothered but I really don't want an anaemic looking fanjo.

I don't think that would work Winnie I was hoping for more of a red shade rather than a deep tan..

I was thinking of that but wasn't sure if it would be sensitive enough for down there that's why i've been trying to find a specific product.

God, what a fusspot! If my DP said that I think I'd inform him that sorting out my fanjo shade was about number 17834789347 on my list of urgent priorities...

However, I bet you could find labiastick online (rather you than me with that google search!) or maybe one of those fancy sex shops like coco de mer would have it.

Or from normal cosmetic ranges, Benefit Benetint. It's like a translucent pinkish stain and you can use it on lips and cheeks so it should work and not irritate.

LOL, what a fab thread. I lurve Pigleto's post. Go with that one !

Hmm may try the benefit stuff and like you say it does say you can use it on your lips and cheeks without specifying which lips or cheeks therefore if it does irritate i'd have grounds to sue.

Yes, put some on your arse cheeks as well, and take some photos. Then when the case comes to court we will all follow it with interest.

snowleopard

I may do they are a bit pasty too although that may ruin my egyption cotton bed sheets.

why not just use some white facepaint on all the bits around your ladyflaps, they'll look mega pink in comparison.

Do you have any leftover white emulsion hanging around in the shed ?

That would definately ruin my sheets NDP No white emulsion i'm afraid only got a pot of matt magnolia trade paint and not sure if that would work?

Tip-ex ?

well if you werent a regular i woudl be SURE you are a troll

i agree with pigleto - says a lot about your Dp's technique or lack of it

I'm quite warming to the painting all over my body except fanjo thing and am thinking that magnolia trade paint may actually work and would be especially useful if ds scribbles on me as it's wipeable. I could just leave my nipples and fanjo bare hmm that may just work.

You might want to try a paint that's suitable for bathrooms, just in case things get a little steamy.

as if we don't have enough to worry about, now we have to be concerned about our bits being the right colour

mm think i've got some tile paint somewhere..

Is this the first instance of mn trolling where the troll hasn't bothered to change her name?