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Ledodgy · 07/03/2008 11:46

Ok this is rather embrrassing but I can't be arsed to change my name. Since having 3 children my dp has commented that I don't look the same down below and that i'm somewhat paler. Now I remember reading anais Ninn Delta of Venus a few years back and in the old days they used to rouge down below to make it look more attractive. Is there anywhere I can by this type of rouge nower days or have I got to use my Juicy tubes on my fanjo?

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BroccoliSpears · 07/03/2008 15:21

If you do decide to plaster your bits in makeup, don't forget to tell your dp or he'll be making urgent GP appointments about his curiously pink, sparkly todger.

Ledodgy · 07/03/2008 15:27

Tis ok Broccoli do you think after my suprise third child i'll ever let dp ride bareback again!

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JackieNo · 07/03/2008 17:21

I did wonder whether this (warning - link is to Agent Provcateur site, so quite tasteful, but may not be suitable for work) might be what you need, but it's not clear from the description.

Ledodgy · 08/03/2008 00:45

OMG I can't have you people who belived me think I was genuine I was doing Cod's MN challenge but fuck it i'm not going to win anyway!

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winniethewino · 08/03/2008 09:13

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JackieNo · 08/03/2008 09:13

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snowleopard · 08/03/2008 21:16

Obviously I was humouring you

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