My much loved North Face Brooklyn jacket is reaching the end of its life, after a mere decade of daily wear for four months a year 
(see attached photo from John Lewis archives of what it used to look like, sniff).
One of the many things I've loved about it is that it has lots of zipped pockets inside and out for phone, Oyster, keys and credit cards, essential if you travel by tube as much as I do.
So has anyone please seen anything good in the sales which:
Is warm
Covers the bum
Is more or less waterproof
Has a hood
Doesn't have overt branding like the new North Face Brooklyn Parka
Has secure, ideally internal pockets for phone/cards etc.
Online searches are good for most things but answering the pocket question requires digging into the description for every single item which is why I'm in search of the wisdom of the S&B crowd.
In terms of shape, I'm a short pear shaped size 12.