Work Christmas jumper day- help me find a non heinous option

[Kwackerly]

It could be a top, or a jumper. Don't want to spend much BUT if it was wearable for multiple years would consider.

Would wear with jeans. Am size 12 standard short arse. Any ideas?

Just buy a lovely Fair isle jumper. They look festive, without being actually Christmas-y. There was a thread about them recently. They'll also be relatively fashionable forever.

Check out your local charity shops, I found a very tasteful White Stuff Christmas jumper for £6 last week.

I meant to say - they're in lots of shops at the moment. Seasalt have some nice ones.

Next have a plain one with a star

Wear what you have! Pin tinsel on. Maybe a string of tiny battery lights. Pin some dangly decors on too.

Another vote for a Fairisle pattern jumper - lovely ones in Seasalt, white stuff, M&S. more classic and wearable through the winter rather than just Christmas. Check Vinted there’s loads there!

We need to know what would constitute heinous in your eyes.

There are some lovely jumpers in Uniqlo

This is a fair question. So maybe really ugly rudolf with glitter nose or twee wine glass with glitter or anything grinch or cartoon based.

I don't know what i want, I did search for threads in this so if there's been another please point me there.

Jumper day is next Thursday 8th. So not long to find something...

I like idea of adding tinsel or charity shop, for cheapness. However also want to look glows and festive in something - at this point am in a Swiss chalet in my head not in a teams meeting...

Nearly every charity shop has a rail of Christmas jumpers

just repeating what others have said, charity shop and donate it back in January

I have no idea what you are looking for OP
But what about this

www.next.co.uk/g8467s2/T79794#T79794

I’d go for a Fairisle jumper too.

I have this one.

Look.for a Christmas tunic. U can wear as a dress with tights. This year I.bought a t shirt from.Sainsbury's. Inoffensive. Doesn't light up,it just dull lighting in here. 8 quid- bargain. Cap sleeves so cardigan.or long sleeved top underneath to.hide my.bingo wings.🤭

I got this one which I think does as an Xmas jumper but could be worn for other winter occasions. I've already worn it a few times.
Nicer in real life.
www.marksandspencer.com/sequin-polka-dot-crew-neck-relaxed-jumper/p/clp60573225

Asda have some corkers like this.. and others along the same lines!

I’d wear a red , or green or maybe cream ( winter white ) plain jumper or cardi Add a tinsel necklace , brooch and earrings

I did this a few years ago for a family Xmas, I used Christmas earrings, ribbon.
A jumper you already have will be fine

something like this from Peacocks?

I too was going to say fairisle or just any jumper you currently have and dress it up to be festive. You don't necessarily need a jumper that you ONLY wear at Christmas.

If its a woollen/knitted type, then hook on tiny baubles to decorate it for the day or add some just around the neck line. (Don't add a large bauble over each boob though! 😂) I have a necklace which looks like a tiny string of Christmas lights which gets compliments every year. I think it was from poundland or B&M years ago!

Or add a Christmas brooch (flashing or plain) and wrap tinsel around the brooch to jazz it up.

Sainsburys have a few that look quite nice this year.

Would this be classed as heinous?🤭

Boden has some nice Christmas jumpers in at the moment