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A dress to show off my ass

38 replies

BootySOS · 30/12/2021 17:55

Any recommendations for a dress that will show off my bum?
Or what kind of fabric will cling best?

Most of my dresses don't seem to do me any favours and the heavier fabrics seem to flatten me.

Thanks

OP posts:
JaneJeffer · 30/12/2021 18:50

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A dress to show off my ass
Warmduscher · 30/12/2021 18:51

@JaneJeffer

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AnyFucker · 30/12/2021 18:52

Are you Kim Kardashian ? Grin

Batshittery · 30/12/2021 18:55

Grin Grin

RestingMurderousFace · 30/12/2021 18:56

Something like this perhaps?

Omicrone · 30/12/2021 18:57

@JaneJeffer

🤣 Very good!

coogee · 30/12/2021 18:58

How about this…

allofthecheese · 30/12/2021 20:02

This is a nice dress?

A dress to show off my ass
JaneJeffer · 30/12/2021 20:09

Oh I like that @allofthecheese

BakeOffRewatch · 30/12/2021 20:19

Look for things cut on bias, rather than material specifically.

LeQuern · 30/12/2021 20:21

It’s all a bunch of ARSE.

tortoiselover100 · 30/12/2021 20:31

How about something sheer?

wizzywig · 30/12/2021 20:34

Peplum or 'wiggle' dresses?

Bitofachinwag · 30/12/2021 20:38

@JaneJeffer

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Quite!
Branster · 30/12/2021 22:22

But do you really want it to cling or sort of drape suggestively?

Knitted dresses/skirts are an option.

If dresses, specifically, make sure the fit over the entire back is good, not oversized even if a looser style.

Silk usually skims nicely without looking too obviously kym kardashianesque.

Branleuse · 30/12/2021 22:23

What for? Are you off to centerparcs?

tillyandmilly · 30/12/2021 22:29

personally I don't like the look of my big bum sticking out in an evening dress - you don't want to look like a Kartrashian do you?

rattlemehearties · 30/12/2021 22:35

Amazing replies Grin

But in all seriousness op look at Manners London and other bodycon styles

LadyTiredWinterBottom2 · 30/12/2021 22:59

🙄 is there any need for some of the replies? It didn't sound like a stealth brag.

I agree knitted dresses or scuba pencil skirts will make your bum look curvy.

Warmduscher · 30/12/2021 23:03

@LadyTiredWinterBottom2

🙄 is there any need for some of the replies? It didn't sound like a stealth brag.

I agree knitted dresses or scuba pencil skirts will make your bum look curvy.

I didn’t think it was a stealth brag. I thought it was a really odd question and the use of the American spelling for arse made it even more odd.
platerspinner · 30/12/2021 23:03

A bias cut, silky satin

Bavarois · 30/12/2021 23:17

Why is it an odd question? If OP had asked how could she show off her small waist or long legs or cover up her upper arms, people would have made sensible suggestions. Wtf has happened to S&B lately? First the rude replies on the 'cool mum' thread and now all these unfunny responses.

LondonQueen · 30/12/2021 23:22

@Branleuse

What for? Are you off to centerparcs?
GrinGrin
RussianSpy101 · 30/12/2021 23:25

Try flounce London on asos OP.

@Bavarois I thought the same.

Warmduscher · 30/12/2021 23:28

@Bavarois

Why is it an odd question? If OP had asked how could she show off her small waist or long legs or cover up her upper arms, people would have made sensible suggestions. Wtf has happened to S&B lately? First the rude replies on the 'cool mum' thread and now all these unfunny responses.
You think asking for suggestions of clothes that cover up a part of your body is the same as asking for ones that accentuate your backside? Really?
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