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Someone help me - You know "looks shit on site" - everything needs translating to LSOF

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 19:53

Everything looks crappy.

I am going to the xmas do in a bag.

I am not posting photos because I looked pregnant in everything (due on, f*cking period was due last weekend, so now I will be in pain, flooding AND lumpy for this weekend most likely - I hope you all bear that in mind when you meet me!)

I spent £18 on a top today which I have now decided is a no.

So - DH has agreed to me sticking another £30 with it.

I have £48 now to spend.

I have skinnyish jeans (blue, the black look wrong with most going out tops it seems due to the pockets on the front).

I am a 10 bottom, 10-12 top. Norks were large, now apparently less so. I need a bra due to sagging (strapless not an option because it is too f*cking big), or a very structured top.

Dress me ladies!!!

Preferably Next, New Look, M&S, Dorothy Perkins or H&M (they are easiest to get to).

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 19:53

Oh, or Top Shop

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Scootergrrrl · 28/11/2007 19:58

This? and spend the rest on undies...

Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:16

Hmmm... not feelin the love

Prefer this But then I have trouser issues maybe...

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FluffyMummy123 · 28/11/2007 22:17

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:20

Low neck - norkage is too big still for anything too high up and I feel strangled.

Getting a 32E or F strapless number over the next couple of days will be impossible won't it? I have bras that fit with straps, so I meant need a top that I can wear a bra with iyswim.

Frilly tends to not work - I feel matronly with frills (I still see myself as a large 14)

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:21

Legs are good! I tend to forget about em - long and slim

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:21

Sleeveless is fine

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:22

Not too many sequins, but don't mind the odd bit of well placed glitz

Fine with skinny jeans - saves me money/gives more to spend if I just buy a top!

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Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:26

oooh that scares me a little - not sure if it is the all over twinkliness or the sleeves!

Not a huge fan of gold

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hunkermunker · 28/11/2007 22:31

Are you recommending sparkly knitwear, Cod?

(Your blog fab, btw - v funny!)

Flamesparrow · 28/11/2007 22:31

Sequinage is a bit too big

(How many do I have to critcise before you throw things at me?)

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