Someone help me - You know "looks shit on site" - everything needs translating to LSOF

[Flamesparrow]

Everything looks crappy.

I am going to the xmas do in a bag.

I am not posting photos because I looked pregnant in everything (due on, f*cking period was due last weekend, so now I will be in pain, flooding AND lumpy for this weekend most likely - I hope you all bear that in mind when you meet me!)

I spent £18 on a top today which I have now decided is a no.

So - DH has agreed to me sticking another £30 with it.

I have £48 now to spend.

I have skinnyish jeans (blue, the black look wrong with most going out tops it seems due to the pockets on the front).

I am a 10 bottom, 10-12 top. Norks were large, now apparently less so. I need a bra due to sagging (strapless not an option because it is too f*cking big), or a very structured top.

Dress me ladies!!!

Preferably Next, New Look, M&S, Dorothy Perkins or H&M (they are easiest to get to).

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Trying on is goooooooooooooood. I need my friend but she is working tomorrow, and on Friday we have staff training 2 kids in pushchairs would be doable... 2 in pushchairs and 2 4 yr olds is NOT. She always gives me things I would never look at normally.

Ooh, we both have menfolk about in the afternoon though - they may be losable, but it is cutting it a bit fine

Take oodles in to try on sounds good.

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Eeekk - which pictures are we talking where???

My profile?

The black halter dress looked FAB when I had more curves/inflated norks - now it just hangs I have shrunk even more since the "8 weeks ago" or whatever it says

Red works well on me, and darkish greens

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Nooooooooooooooooo too overall glitter!

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pmsl @ you lot - I promise faithfully to try it on tomorrow just in case you are not insane

I have a copper coil - me n artificial hormones don't mix (hence the weightloss and sanity since stopping them)

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Yup, on gotta do school run, come back n work, then shop for a bit (or shop in evening depending on work ) Any idea if late night shopping has started in Bournemouth?

Oh FFS, I really cant see the point in this thread. You've even sucked cod in. But THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU FLAME You look fantastic. You are tiny and in proportion, and you have 2 kids but can still wear short pjs
Get a brown dress from Bay Trading so you can match me (in a much smaller kind of way)

I have nothing that fits though - that is the issue MRM!!!

You have jeans and a top with little stars or skulls or something on it that I saw you in, which looked great.

If it makes you feel better, i'll forgo the dress andwear jeans with you

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I don't get to go out much, I want to wear something I don't wear on the school run several times a week

Awww, I have a whole pile of stuff to do today it seems anyway Probably going to do late ngiht shopping tonight - Bournemouth has started even if Ccastlepoint hasn't

I'll come with you & help you choose if you promise to help me . I've got a pair of trousers but can't find a top I like.