Horrendous sandals

[imnottoofussed]

Look at the state of these

Mango square leather sandals £50 from next

www.next.co.uk/style/st899714/M57937#M57937

Even the stylists and models don’t quite know what to do with the middle strap. They’re not even in the same place on each foot! The model on the left with her foot on the log is desperately trying to grip her foot in place because it’s going to slide out vile vile vile.

The padded ones look like beds for hamsters.

square toes are the rage again

@blissfulllife 😆

I’m trying to imagine the inspiration. So far we’ve had phone cases, sanitary towels, the life of Brian and hamster beds. I’m thinking chastity belts and open coffins.

Hang on a minute. 50 QUID?!

I think that’s what they use when they do the brick marks on those weird concrete resin driveways.

What the fucking hell are those.

Cheese boards

@ShipshapeShore

They look like a Take a Break tip. "I didn't have any sandals so I made some out of a couple of old belts and phone cases. Stylish and only cost a couple of quid"

😂😂😂 brilliant!

I thought Next had already reached rock bottom style wise, turns out I was wrong.

When you don't have any shoes but luckily you have a couple of iPads and some string handy.

Perfect for all those moments where you have to stand on a cliff edge in some black drapey fabric looking serious.

I no longer fear hell

chastity belts and open coffins.

Are they for witches?

I’ve got really square toes (like the Witches) so these would probably work on me

@Flaunch

I think that’s what they use when they do the brick marks on those weird concrete resin driveways.

Flaunch or make crop circles perhaps? 🤔

Five Minute Crafts should never be trusted

@Maireas

I thought Next had already reached rock bottom style wise, turns out I was wrong.

They’re mango though, not next

Right. The website link says "Next"

I love the idea of someone making crop circles with them.

@Maireas

Right. The website link says "Next"

Next sell all sorts of brands these days though don’t they

Do they? Never shop there. Anyway. Not a great look whoever sells them!

@ShipshapeShore

They look like a Take a Break tip. "I didn't have any sandals so I made some out of a couple of old belts and phone cases. Stylish and only cost a couple of quid"

Now I really want a thread of these ideas! Needed a new bra during lockdown couldn't get one so I used bowls or something?

They look much better on than I expected. Awful off.