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I can't wear spaghetti straps with NO bra. Then I'll have NO TITS and that isn't a good look.

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:16

Look, I just HAVE to wear a bra with SERIOUS PADDING. There's no way around it.

But all my dresses have spaghetti straps.

Is it A REALLY AWFUL CRIME? Or if the bra and the straps are both black, is it okay?

Please let me know.

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Flamesparrow · 21/11/2007 21:29

[[http://www.nubra.net/shop/super_padded_featherlite-59-prd1.htm i googled "very padded enhancing bra"]

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:29

I'm going to have to go and try some on I spose

I might have to risk it

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themildmanneredjanitor · 21/11/2007 21:29

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Flamesparrow · 21/11/2007 21:30

That is a good suggestion Broc

brimfull · 21/11/2007 21:30

what about a basque
they are more supportive than just a bra

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:31

that's because that model has a lovely pair of tits

imagine that with a few paperclips in, and it won't look so fantastic

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:31

I have tried many basques but the problem is that my baby-flap of skin on my belly is sort of framed and the overall look is so horrifying that I start crying and drinking vodka

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Flamesparrow · 21/11/2007 21:32

That could be the answer!! Drink lots, leave the house, you won't care!

themildmanneredjanitor · 21/11/2007 21:33

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:33

It's for the MN xmas do btw

I don't want you all standing around judging my straps

It's bad enough that I'm short, four-eyed with yellow teeth and no tits

I can't be a comedy bra strap wearer as well

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Sheherazadethegoat · 21/11/2007 21:33

get some new dresses and relax in your ultima maximum scaffolding doreen comfort.

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:34

hehe profile pic was my screeen shot of suggested "stickies" for the top of talk

those are Mooncup stickies

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brimfull · 21/11/2007 21:34

you could get some like these

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:35

can't face dress shopping

can't bear the lighting in changing rooms

why don't they use candles ffs

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:35

lol I need those breasts

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themildmanneredjanitor · 21/11/2007 21:35

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:36

no tits is no fun really

you need some boys to jiggle at parties

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Sheherazadethegoat · 21/11/2007 21:36

who are you trying to pull?

brimfull · 21/11/2007 21:36

me too mmjanitor

have always wanted to be flat

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:37

I don't know, I'd need to go down the list of attendees

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morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:37

it would be ok if I was skinny

but when the tit-arse ratio is not right, it is rather disheartening

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Flamesparrow · 21/11/2007 21:38

I'll have ya as you are

Love the mooncup stickies

morningpaper · 21/11/2007 21:39

the mooncup stickies were a great idea

Justine said they looked like sink plungers

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Flamesparrow · 21/11/2007 21:40

She has no sense of style...

SantaBeClausImWorthIt · 21/11/2007 21:43

I think you'll find I've given you the perfect solution - wear your preferred, own bra and substitute the straps for the ones on the link I posted.

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