To what sort of event would you wear these shoes?

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I had always thought of H&M as relatively sane, dull even, but ...
totally nuts shoes

I mean, you couldn't wear them outside if there was even a hint of rain. You'd have to get someone to give you a piggyback from the car to the party.

There are no words

Ghastly

It's not even that they are ugly (although they aren't attractive) it's more that they expect someone to pay £149 for shoes that are likely to be unusable after just one wear.

A 'bonkers shoes' party? A 'I can make your dog attack my feet' party?

Rubbing chicken fat on some old shoes would be a much more cost-effective of making my dog attack your feet.

I'd wear them inside to dust my skirting boards 😂

Oh wow. They are quite something.

You'd leave a trail of red fluff everywhere you went wearing those

My Jack Russell terrier would lovvvvvve these !!!

149 euros.

The first day you wear them you will step in dog shit. A very large, sloppy, green-tinged shite. You will be forced to blast them with a garden hose and then comb out the dry poo with a very fine comb and you will never be able to wear them again, concerned that a gust of wind will summon up odorous memories of 'dog shit day'.

On a first date. I'll be seated when he arrives and he won't clock them until we're leaving

@Annettebee

On a first date. I'll be seated when he arrives and he won't clock them until we're leaving

Report back please!

I can't even fathom how anyone passed those into commercial production. That person needs to be fired ASAP

A spring clean party, so you can do the dusting?! Hideous.

Christmas Day

I imagine you’d wear them to a fancy dress party if you’d chosen to go as ‘Big Bird’ from 70’s tv show ‘Sesame Street’.

That’s quite a niche choice though?

I saw them a couple of weeks ago. I wasn’t brave enough to post on MN

Are they slippers or real shoes?

Spray some Flash on and clean the floors

BINGO!

Jesus, never. I must admit though when I saw them i honestly thought that they were those dusting ones. (Didn't think to look at price cos I thought they'd be about a fiver). Wasn't til I read that someone said they were 149. Quid that I took another look. Then I just thought WHY and nope.

I hadn’t looked at the price properly, as someone upthread pointed out they are €149. In Sterling they are £139 - a bargain. 😁

They are ridiculous but they are FABULOUS!

In a world of trainers, be more Iris Apfel.

First reaction OMG WTF... now after the initial shock... I think I want them!!

H&M has always had wacky bits in their flagships/online.

These are interesting...