To what sort of event would you wear these shoes?

[BlackAmericanoNoSugar]

I had always thought of H&M as relatively sane, dull even, but ...
totally nuts shoes

When you finally get your hair cut but you don't want to let it go because it's been with you all through lockdown - glue it to your mules and keep it with you forever.

@Redannie118

My Jack Russell terrier would lovvvvvve these !!!

Mine too. The house would be covered in red feathers.

@chipsandgin

I imagine you’d wear them to a fancy dress party if you’d chosen to go as ‘Big Bird’ from 70’s tv show ‘Sesame Street’.

That’s quite a niche choice though?

My first thought was ‘who stamped on Elmo?!’

Dye them green for the Grinch costume.

The shoes are totally batshit.
But so are those "Charles II's courtesan" knee-length beribboned knee socks.
Or are they all the rage and I just hadn't noticed?

A Christmas themed fancy dress party

@WineGetsMeThroughIt

I'd wear them inside to dust my skirting boards 😂

me too and my wooden floors which seem to collect dust bunnies, the minute I have vacuumed or swept the floors!