Am I very hormonal or are these shoes lovely

[nancybelle]

I can’t decide if these shoes are amazing or 70 year old on a cruise ship hideous. Help!

www.asos.com/river-island/river-island-woven-mules-with-metal-trim-in-gold/prd/11828878?CTARef=Saved%20Items%20Image

Erm. The latter for me but if you like them that's all that matters.

I’m afraid you are very hormonal!

Does that mean good or bad? Smiling lots in appreciation or laughing at the hideousness?

I usually like River Island but not those shoes!

If hormones makes you like those shoes im glad I’m menopausal.

Sorry.

Looks like some Liberace's boudoir slippers have escaped from a charity warehouse.

Boak

I'm laughing AND pointing. Sorry, OP but they're fucking gruesome!

Lol at the thread title. I know exactly what you mean.

Um, I’d wait until after your period and see if you still like them.

diplomatic

Luckily they are out of stock...!

amazing or 70 year old on a cruise ship hideous

They are BOTH

keep looking! You can find better!

Look OP I have no taste, none, and even I can tell you with confidence that those shoes are vile.

70 year old on a cruise ship hideous

^^this

I think they are rather stylish. I'm short though so they would look dreadful on my stumpy legs..I think slim ankles would be a must!

Haha ok, I’ll unfavourite them. Bit gutted as I hoped I would be a style icon in the rather than a laughing stock. Ok, back to the drawing board. Thanks everyone, you have saved me a public shaming.

🤮

I have a pair of Dune blue suede mules, the ones that are Gucci dupes and I love them. I wouldn't wear cruise ship gold though.

Criminal fraternity living in Spain.

OMG! Why did I click on the link?

Now I am going to be plagued by images of blinged out mule atrocities.

I think my Gran has some very very similar, and she goes on cruises! Buts she is late 80's not 70, my aunt is 70 and she would not touch them!

They're the sort of thing that Jessica Fletcher might wear when she's feeling 'casual but dressy'.

I wouldn't pay fifty quid for them 🙈

I quite like them 🤷🏼‍♀️