Am I very hormonal or are these shoes lovely

[nancybelle]

I can’t decide if these shoes are amazing or 70 year old on a cruise ship hideous. Help!

www.asos.com/river-island/river-island-woven-mules-with-metal-trim-in-gold/prd/11828878?CTARef=Saved%20Items%20Image

My Nan has loads of shoes like that for her cruises she says she gets lots of compliments when she wears them.

I think they would look nice with the right outfit, pale blue jeans, cropped wide leg and a white shirt maybe? I love these from the Anthropologie sale.

I’m generally a fan of fugly shoes and I own many a fugly shoe, but those are even a step to far for me (no pun intended).

I think it’s the combination of the shiny gold and the woven part topped with a horse bit that’s a bit too much - maybe just the horse bit. I’m not a fan of them in general as a shoe decoration.

Oh my love. No.

They are vile

I love your description. I bought something similar last year and my dm described them the same way. She said I looked like
I'd stepped off a river cruise.
Dp hated them too. I thought they were so bad they were good.
They've since disappeared in mysterious circumstances which tells you everything about how hated they were by everyone.

Oh my! 70 year old on a cruise ship definitely!

They're very 'I want Gucci, but I can't afford Gucci'

(I definitely can't afford Gucci and I also think these are lounge lizard lothario shoes),

My 82 year old mother goes on lots of cruises & she wouldn't wear them.

I would rather wear bin bags on my feet, hope the hormones calm down 😂

Ok, they are scrubbed from the list, even though I still have a wee hankering for them but wannabe Gucci Spanish criminal fraternity very old pensioner with a penchant for cruise ships isn’t really the look I am after. Thank you one and all for your shared horror of the shoes.

Agree with pps. Sorry but they are hideous

Like

They are a bit Sex in the City, crossed with cruise ship

My 70-something, cruise-going mother would be offended by your suggestion.

They're like every other pair of Gucci rip offs from last summer, guess they'll be big this year as well. I hate gold so it's a no from me

Oh my word.

They're great

if you want to be a walking homage to Peter Stringfellow.

Oh dear me, some of the comments on this thread have been laugh out loud funny

I love them. Never ask for an opinion on here for anything fashion related. If you don't buy them, I will! X

Ooh they’re lovely, Op.......
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hahahahahahahahahaha I’d rather walk barefoot over spikes^

The only 70 year old cruise ship attendee I know is my dad so I can ask if he likes them and we can go from there......