I've bought a jumpsuit

[BorisofWales]

And I think I'm going to wear it out on Saturday night as part of my "Forget Nigel ever existed" Plan. It also includes strawberry tequilla shots, new hairdo and Flirting.

I'm online ordering it now, and I can't decide between bright pink and black

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jumpsuit ?

jumpsuit ?

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Go on, show us then. At the moment I am thinking orange jumpsuits a la US prisoners.

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I'm only buying it for you lot to take the piss

pinky pink

No idea about the shoes yet, I'm still trying to say the word jumpsuit out loud to myself without laughing

Thats very nice WB, and not at all mechanic like. I thought you meant one of them..... Oh never mind.

Ah, was thinking of boilersuit, sorry

So do you jump alot in them then

Yes I plan on doing lots of jumping on Saturday

is it not a bit, ummmmmmm, brief ?

[prude]

On men and off tables hopefully

my friend has bought one too (the madonna h&m one???)

she's 36

so you are forgiven

Good on yer!

Brief is what I'm after NDP

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Sadly I would like Peppa Pig if I even attempted it

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Thank you Tutter, I only look about 19 so will pull it off.

TBH I'm planning on drinking myself into a Ladette to Lady style stupor so could be wearing a Kevin Webster boilersuit and I wouldn't care

well if that's the look you're after then more power to your elbow, Ms Boris

A slash?

A slash?

COD

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