I've bought a jumpsuit

[BorisofWales]

And I think I'm going to wear it out on Saturday night as part of my "Forget Nigel ever existed" Plan. It also includes strawberry tequilla shots, new hairdo and Flirting.

I'm online ordering it now, and I can't decide between bright pink and black

I heart River Island, there's a really nice lemon dress in there I like.

But yes to the jumpsuit.

have you chosen colour yet boris

i would counsel against pink

seriously

black

with a fabulous long chain with something on it iykwim

ps arf at 8 month pregnant 36 year old advising on clubbing wear

D'you know hatrick, I was going to say 'tarty' but decided against it. It's a bit much for me, I have to say.

Cant deliver it until next week, so haven't ordered it.

Bugger.

I'm on the River Island website now, got some realyl nice dresses on there

And not at all tarty