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Short haircuts for the fat of face.

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Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 11:08

Help I am clueless about style and have a face that has been described as looking like Peter Kay the time he dressed as a woman. I really want to get my hair cut short as I just hate hair and find it a pain. I also currently have it tied up constantly for work and becaise of the heat so was looking for a short haircut that would look right on a chubbier face. Any ideas at all would be great.

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Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 13:09

Anyone?

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Doggo1 · 06/08/2018 13:10

I'm fat. About 17 stone.

I get my haircut however I want. It's currently pixie.

A haircut isn't going to hide the extra 7 stone of fat I have so I just go for convenience over fashion.

RefuseTheLies · 06/08/2018 13:15

I’m fat! I have an inverted bob, and I’m considering an undercut because I have too much hair and it’s too bloody hot.

blodynmawr · 06/08/2018 13:33

Whatever size/shape head you have you need to find a good hairdresser and show him/her photos of what style you have in mind. He/she will than suggest what best suits. Suggest you take photos of Judi Dench, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jo Brand and the newsreader Kate Silverton, who all rock short hair. I have had short hair most of my adult life and love the convenience, whilst I of course look superb Wink. HTH Smile

Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 14:01

I love jamie Lee Curtis' hair but I don't think it will suit my face shape. I love Jo Brand's unruly look. I'm 35 so not sure those kind of cuts would age me badly or not. I just really miss the ease of short hair. When mine was short it was mote bo from orange is the new black.

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Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 14:03

This was the look I had. It wasn't very me but I loved it at the same time.

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LockedOutOfMN · 06/08/2018 14:07

Donthugmeimscared Your Jamie Lee Curtis esque style in the tuxedo photo is stunning! I think it really suits you. You look happy and gorgeous.

LockedOutOfMN · 06/08/2018 14:08

have a face that has been described as looking like Peter Kay the time he dressed as a woman

This is just not true.

Ahardmanisgoodtofind · 06/08/2018 14:14

@lockedoutofmn that's a picture of the actress from orange is the new black.

I have a very round face,and most of the women in my family are "big" we all have short hair. I have a shaved pixie,. Pinterest is great for inspiration. My DM and aunt have short hair, very different styles but both tend to have pointed side burns or shaped around the face, seems to slim their faces.

LockedOutOfMN · 06/08/2018 14:21

So sorry! I don't watch that show. Blush Blush

delphguelph · 06/08/2018 14:29

That's not peter kay

StoatOfManyColours · 06/08/2018 14:30

A short hair cut on a fat face can be more flattering than tying it up, IME.

Do you want a fringe or not? She's not fat in the slightest, but Ginnifer Goodwin has a round face and has great hair. Here are a few pics.

Short haircuts for the fat of face.
Short haircuts for the fat of face.
Short haircuts for the fat of face.
Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 17:25

I know it isn't him that's the woman from orange is the new black. This is what I was told i look like by my delightful ex.

Short haircuts for the fat of face.
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Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 17:26

I think I'm going to go for it and have the chop. It will grow back any way if I don't like it.

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ChishandFips33 · 06/08/2018 18:59

If female Peter Kay is really how you look (and not just the opinion of a shitty ex) then it can only get better

Agree about a pixie being better/more flattering than tying back

Go for it and own it!

AuntyJackiesBrothersSistersBoy · 06/08/2018 19:10

You’re rocking the k d Lang in the tux shot. Have that or this...

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Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 19:13

I really like that last picture it's lovely.

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AuntyJackiesBrothersSistersBoy · 06/08/2018 19:18

It’s long in the parting and very short back and sides. I had this and loved it, for years. Washed it daily and combed it through. That was it!

ChishandFips33 · 06/08/2018 19:41

Def go with longer on top/longer sideburns to avoid the Pat Butcher look

Are you up for colour?

A plus size colleague used to have short hair - it was amazing how many ways she could style it and the colours were fab! Literally something different every day
It was slightly longer and her curled quiff was fab

I love the headscarf look too but am so not brave enough to carry this off

Short haircuts for the fat of face.
Short haircuts for the fat of face.
Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 20:16

I did have my hair like this a few years ago but I was much thinner back then and I think shorter may be better as that longer side was a bit annoying

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YaLoVeras · 06/08/2018 20:21

what about this. Long at the front and short at the back.

Short haircuts for the fat of face.
CraftyGin · 06/08/2018 20:24

Ruth Davidson looks good with her hair.

TheCatFromOuterSpace · 06/08/2018 20:24

Following because I also have a round face and would love short hair, but I have never dared

Donthugmeimscared · 06/08/2018 20:29

Just had to Google Ruth Davidson I'm useless with names. I like her hair alot. I really should stop worrying so much what others will think as I know my mum will say "urgh you look butch again"

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