Im apple shaped. Am not in possesion of a waist. But on the plus side i dont have much arse so never have to worry if my bum looks big in something.
It seems my fears that i look like a play school presenter weren't entirely unfounded.
Am still conflicted due to nice comments above (thank you!). Quite like the idea of going to a restaurant in the eve or a daytime concert in it.
I have seen light pink wedges in Dune, maybe will try those.
Otherwise the hunt continues for a jumpsuit. Maybe in navy. Black drains me.