What does your look say about you ?

[LardLizard]

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Mum

Cba tbh

Needs new clothes

Doesn’t care much about her appearance. This isn’t because IDGAF, I just don’t have much confidence.

Permanently be-jeanned creature

Still somewhat love with beautiful but mean ex girlfriend - I mainly dress just like her. Wish I looked as hot as she does though...

To paraphrase Dolly P -'It costs a lot of effort and money to look this mediocre'.

In my head: quirky, cool, intellectual type (lots of black, geeky glasses, printed shirts, skinny cashmere jumpers, jeans, parka)

In reality: 40 something mother of 2 who is more M&S and Boden than quirky and cool

At Work:
She obviously ought everything she would ever need to wear from Marks & Spencers & Next in one shopping trip about 5 years ago. (Black trouser suits and coloured cardigans)

At Home:
She clearly wishes it were still 2002 (flares/bootcut jeans and belly tops)

I looked at myself today and saw a 1970’s stately home gift shop assistant. I’m all Laura Ashley A line skirt, beige jumper and scarf. Flat brogue shoes (one of the few pairs I can walk in) and opaque black tights.

I’m wearing Armani Si, so at least I smell good!

I think I'm glamorous and maybe a bit flash

This person hasn't seen the inside of a clothes shop in quite some time

Tired, cold and pregnant.

Ranges from 'scrubs up well' to ' let herself go'.
Sadly today is the latter.

Drama queen. Clearly likes clothes. Possibly a bit too much

Shops at tesco

Aging 80s goth who has to do a grown up job these days

Chameleon - I change things up depending on what I'm doing.

Cant be arsed, but trying to hide the fat

Makes an effort
Makes no difference

Ex-raver in denial minus the glow sticks mixed with someone who's raided Zara and is trying not to be Mutton, but not hard enough probably.

A mid life crisis truffle soaked in Jack, with a light dusting of cocaine and a soupçon of well applied eyeliner.

I saw a comedy guide to "what your nail polish says about you" somewhere recently. My results were "Your midlife crisis couldn't be more obvious if you tried" or something :o (teal glitter. Only on toes though)

Was faintly pissed off.

"needs to get a grip"

I'm sure dolly p says it costs a lot of money to look this cheap doesn't she?