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Help! Cocktail dress for short fat middle aged woman needed fast!

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MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 17:03

I’m going to a winter ‘ball’ next Saturday. Dress code is not full on black tie so a cocktail dress will be fine but unfortunately I am too fat to fit into anything I currently own😭

I’m 46, blonde, 5’2”, size 18, definite pear shape with varicose veins and dodgy knees so will definitely need to wear black tights and either flats or these heels as they are the only ones I can walk in

Don’t want to spend a fortune either as this has given me a kick up the arse to stick to the healthy eating plan I have been half heartedly trying

Any ideas?

Help! Cocktail dress for short fat middle aged woman needed fast!
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MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 17:06

What do think of this?

www.romanoriginals.co.uk/fit-and-flare-floral-cold-shoulder-dress-30935rbl

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MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 17:07

Actually something with sleeves would be better I think(bingo wings 😥)

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Dancinggoat · 27/01/2018 17:12

How about this.

Help! Cocktail dress for short fat middle aged woman needed fast!
hahahaIdontgetit · 27/01/2018 17:12

super flattering

hahahaIdontgetit · 27/01/2018 17:13

Apologies, just seen you don't want to spend a fortune, what's your budget?

insomniac123 · 27/01/2018 17:15

I like the first one, lovely colours, what about a wrap to go with it?

absolutehush · 27/01/2018 17:23

Would something like this work?

m.dorothyperkins.com/en/dpuk/product/billie-blossom-tall-cobalt-chiffon-dress-7346321

MarzipanDildo · 27/01/2018 17:25

How about this? Not many left in your size and it's a bargain!

www.yoursclothing.co.uk/black-mesh-midi-dress-with-sequin-embellishment-p

Help! Cocktail dress for short fat middle aged woman needed fast!
iklboo · 27/01/2018 17:31

I got this one from Amazon. It's really flattering and looks great on (so DH says Grin)

Help! Cocktail dress for short fat middle aged woman needed fast!
NurseButtercup · 27/01/2018 17:33

How about this:

www.asos.com/prd/8805476

FireandBrimstone · 27/01/2018 17:38

I think some of the Lindy Bop occasion dresses such as this one are super flattering for petite curvy shapes, especially if you get a petticoat with it too. www.lindybop.co.uk/amber-black-29814.html

NurseButtercup · 27/01/2018 17:40

The lindybop dress is lovely

Sparkletastic · 27/01/2018 17:44

Your shoes are fab and the dress you've linked to is by far the nicest on this thread OP. I generally despise the cold shoulder thing but that's an elegant take on it.

Please no to Lindy bop dresses. It's such a fat girl cliche. And I say that as a fat girl.

Sparkletastic · 27/01/2018 17:45

And yours is the only dress that is cheap but doesn't look it.

ohamIreally · 27/01/2018 17:47

I've got those shoes too OP in 2 colours! Great aren't they! I like the Amazon black and red dress.

Aridane · 27/01/2018 17:49

What’s wrong with the Lindy Bop dress?

Outlookmainlyfair · 27/01/2018 17:49

I could not find anything that was not either unaffordable or frumpy. I got this, is looks super flattering
lux-fix.com/shop/lillian-black-wrap-dress-by-seamstress-of-bloomsbury
After finding nothing else depite looking for months I tried in three dresses from this site all looked great, but that one was the most versatile.
Enjoy!

MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 19:39

Thank you so much everyone, some lovely dresses on here. A special thanks to those who described me as petite and curvy rather than short and dumpy Grin

I love the ASOS lace one and the last one but realistically I need more of an A line skirt because of my big fat backside. I also love the Lindy bop Amber one so might order that one and my original one and see how I get on.

Thanks again. It’s a PTA do at DD’s new school so I’m anxious not to make a fool of myself

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MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 19:45

What do we think of the Lindy bop one in red?

www.lindybop.co.uk/amber-rust-red-occasion-dress.html

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traviata · 27/01/2018 19:48

monsoon sale

also monsoon sale

traviata · 27/01/2018 19:50

Sorry - the 18 is out of stock. I put size 18 into the filter search so thought I could rely on it. Curse you, Monsoon website.

traviata · 27/01/2018 19:55

the Lindybop Amber is lush

Worldsworstcook · 27/01/2018 20:19

That last dress is gorgeous! Buy it quick before we all do!

MadameJosephine · 27/01/2018 20:41

Red lindybop amber ordered. Got an extra 10% off because it was my first order so even with delivery it was only £20. Fingers crossed it fits!

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Sparkletastic · 27/01/2018 21:19

Is it going to give you the back and arm coverage you want though?