I have read that red skinny jeans are the new grey

[oliveoil]

Not in this house

fgs

how ugly do you want to look?

Kate Moss is doing them for TopShop so you have been warned

tomato legs will abound come June

at least you'd never have to worry about having to leave a party with a jacket tied around your waist.

gah

this summer I will mostly be wafting in linen trousers and kaftans and ignoring everything else.

Oh dont get us started on skinny jeans again. They look foul on 99.9% of the population.

The words skinny and red just do not go together!

Kate will look great, as per

everyone else will look like they are trying far too hard and ridiculous

AND the colour will run on everything

I too will be in wafty linen

have you got a link? i can't find them on the topshop site

Skinny jeans look good on me

But no never no sirree uh uh noway will I wear red jeans.

But I said that about dogtooth check last season, so watch this space

Her range gets there in May

There was a pic in the Style mag in The Times a week or so back

had tons in Selfridges yesterday, not sure of make

What about Madges H&M range?

I saw a gold dress that is quite nice, but is £100

I think she's wearing one of 'her' dresses on the cover of Vogue this month (or was it last month?) - cheapest thing ever to have been on there, I'd guess.

That's Kate, not Madge, xpost with Boris.

found these bit too bright, blood red might be ok

OMG they are hidious

that is the colour red I am talking about

Oh the madonna black/navy dress with the cream band is georgous but far too low cut for me!

TOO red. Maybe a darker red would be OK

I think that fact that Christian is wearing them says it all really.

bleurgh

Christian?????

ahem Christina obv

Not for the over 20s. Dark blue skinnies are ok with boots for a yummy mummy look though (I hope).

The "sequence" dress by Madge is nice.

I have read that jelly shoes are stylish this summer

Hey Olive me old mate!!! Nice to see you back. How was SAHmumdom?

Have not seen the Madge range

I was envisaging tracksuits and leotards

There is a dubious catsuit type thing but the rest is OK

It's online now on the H&M range

ok Northerner (and no focker missed me, where were my pining threads? Eh? Eh?)

glad to be back though, lol

On the H&M website