I have read that red skinny jeans are the new grey

[oliveoil]

Not in this house

fgs

how ugly do you want to look?

Kate Moss is doing them for TopShop so you have been warned

tomato legs will abound come June

She always looks like she needs a darn good scrub

oh no, she looks great all the time I think

sigh

Olive no one missed you because on about 50000 threads you were telling everyone you were going and why

If yu wnat to be missed you have to be mysterious and drop off teh radar

oliveoil

I was on here sometimes - I had a throat infection and was on antibiotics - lost half a stone and was complaining about it - but how on earth do you MN with sprogs around?

dd2 hits the laptop

oliveoil - that's what the garden is for!

dd2 is terrorising the cat as we speak.