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Admit it, folks, you NEED "Detachable Shorts Jeans" in your life...

57 replies

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 19/05/2017 02:48

www.openingceremony.com/womens/y_project/detachable-shorts-jeans-ST96192.html

Not often I'm lost for words, but...er...um Shock Grin

Your thoughts?

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LaPharisienne · 19/05/2017 02:53

MY EYES

Athrawes · 19/05/2017 03:01

Holy mother of the little baby cheeses! I am scarred!

Beansonapost · 19/05/2017 03:12

Wow!

🤢... but someone will buy it Sad

TheFutureMrsB · 19/05/2017 03:23

What in the holy shit are they!!!?? ShockConfused

Out2pasture · 19/05/2017 03:30

Really really ugly

Youvegotafriendinme · 19/05/2017 03:32

Oh.my.lord. 😱

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 19/05/2017 03:35

But they're such good value at only £328!

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Jillyonaplate · 19/05/2017 03:36

I was expecting to see convertible trousers. There are no adequate words...

hellokittymania · 19/05/2017 03:38

I can't see them clearly, but it looks like they are very very short shorts if the legs can come off, as in shorter than Hooters?

KarlKennedysBumCrack · 19/05/2017 03:55

Hideous as trousers and repulsive as shorts! No sane person would wear them, even the model looks ashamed.

LaLegue · 19/05/2017 04:06

And as if the jeans weren't bad enough, what the actual frig is that hideous body thing underneath all about? 😱

I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive outfit.

Feyenoord · 19/05/2017 05:15

This has to be designed by a man. I can't fathom any woman liking this.

carrotcakecupcake · 19/05/2017 05:21

Dear god Shock my eyes! It's like something a Kardashian would wear!

HipsterRaccoon · 19/05/2017 05:25

Oh jesus... I couldn't tear my eyes away from the slideshow of hideousness, first the jeans, then the shorts somehow being even worse. And yes, that body!

wtffgs · 19/05/2017 05:49

Just wow!

Ecclesiastes · 19/05/2017 05:57

The people who design and market this stuff actually hate women. There is no other logical explanation.

ChishandFips33 · 19/05/2017 06:03

Bloody hell!!

She just needs the long clear boots linked to on another thread and it would be a triple fail - top, shorts, boots

Idrinkandiknowstuff · 19/05/2017 06:09

Actually I came on thinking, yes I do need "detachable shorts jeans" in my life.

Then I saw them!!!!Shock

Chocolatekeepsmesane · 19/05/2017 06:14

Wow that is hideous.

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 19/05/2017 07:02

Wonder if inspiration was sought from "Angling Times"? Grin

(And the price of waders includes integrated footwear, too, oh misguided designer of Detachable Shorts Jeans).

Admit it, folks, you NEED "Detachable Shorts Jeans" in your life...
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Hairydontcare · 19/05/2017 07:05

That's got to be a piss take. Surely!

Denim knickers and then a windsock on each leg???

HerBigChance · 19/05/2017 07:09

Combined with a really shit top as well? Nope, I don't need these things in my life. God how hideous...

MorrisZapp · 19/05/2017 07:12

That model is on valium. It's how she copes.

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 19/05/2017 07:12

Imagine the potential for seam chafing, too, unless you walk like John Wayne.

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Keepingupwiththejonesys · 19/05/2017 07:14

That is hilarious!! Who actually wears these things?! I can't even imagine them being used for fancy dress!

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