Admit it, folks, you NEED "Detachable Shorts Jeans" in your life...

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

www.openingceremony.com/womens/y_project/detachable-shorts-jeans-ST96192.html

Not often I'm lost for words, but...er...um

Your thoughts?

My eyes they would chafe like buggery.

I have seen a trend for leggings with studs forming diamond shaped patterns (ok - just- until the studs ping off then they look a bit shit)

Sadly, I can predict the Add-A-Leg-Jeans will be seen in Sunny Romford , I will update y'all when I see them (if I'm able to post after the Eye Bleach)

Ooh, yes, anyone on this thread, please do report back any RL sightings of the above Crimes Against Fashion.
Once you've stopped screaming.

I've seen pixi Lott wearing these on instagram! Will try to link...

here

trixy,

Congratulations! You're the proud recipient of our award for spotting a RL person actually wearing the Godawful things!

Reading the fan approval comments on her Insta, I suspect my (page 2) theory

"I suppose that's high-end fashion to a T, and supposedly the appeal of these...er...masterpieces : to render them über-exclusive for only a tiny demographic of nuts seriously confident, lithe, under 25 yr olds, prepared to shell out for the privilege."

was sadly right, and all summer long we'll be surrounded by the easily-led wearing the bloody things...

Though I suppose lithe under 25 yr olds stand half a chance of looking the least^ ridiculous in them though probably not (and Pixie Lott has a definite advantage of great legs).

It's when the rip-off, affordable versions are snapped up by hordes of perhaps not-so-lithe, definitely-over-25 yr olds, that it'll get...er...'interesting'.

The idea's okay but those look like pull ups.