M&S Alexa Chung Collection is Out

[handslikecowstits]

www.marksandspencer.com/l/women/alexa-chung/alexa-chung-collection?intid=hp_car_1_1_130416_cialexa

Underwhelming?

You are one sick puppy... That's going from the Med to Scandinavia. It's just wrong. So wrong.

Has anyone seen the Londunn collection they have in the kidswear?

www.marksandspencer.com/l/kids/lil-londunn-by-jourdan-dunn/lil-londunn-collection?intid=hp_car_2_2_140416_jourdan

At least there's plenty of joggers and shorts with room for a nappy [gimmer]

The Green Trench is disgusting and drab, looks like Frank Spencer's. I can imagine all the OAPs in my seaside town Marks n Spencer's all tutting and trying to look for white non see through linen trousers .

I'd really love to have a pair of the 70s daffodil yellow wide leg trousers the wide leg crops were based on. They are lovely! (Pictured on the feature on the collection on the M&S site.)

I'm now feeling really sulky. Why take great original designs and change them so that they're worse?

Have just bought the lydia trousers, hoping that they will disguise my arse in the manner of a zebra on the plain.

I quite like the two-pack sleeveless vests, but they are hardly worthy of a collection launch - they're proper bog standard stuff.

The chunky ankle boots are nice, but my feet are too big, so would look odd in them.

Awful. The slip dresses might look nice on a 20 year old, very 90's. The lengths of everything are all wrong.

That pleated skirt is absoultely hideous.