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I like M&S Limited and Portfolio, but honestly...

30 replies

Behooven · 25/08/2015 20:49

Wtf

I like M&S Limited and Portfolio, but honestly...
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Trumpton · 25/08/2015 21:16

Arff ! That's weird !

sugar21 · 25/08/2015 21:19

Aaaaarrrggghhhh what is that !

CoconutAmericano · 25/08/2015 21:21

I don't understand it as an outfit

JeffsanArsehole · 25/08/2015 21:25

Looks like eczema

DaftSkunk · 25/08/2015 21:32

I love a M&S thread!

What a winning outfit Hmm

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 25/08/2015 21:33

Yikes!

thecatfromjapan · 25/08/2015 21:33

Hmmm.

Bad - but still far, far behind the horror unleashed on the world that was the Zara shoe-sock-boots shocker.

burnishedsilver · 25/08/2015 21:41

I'm not often stuck for words.

WicksEnd · 25/08/2015 21:44

She's wearing chocolate ReadyBrek Shock

ouryve · 25/08/2015 21:50

Max Wall.

I've noticed a lot of Max Wall styling on their site, lately.

Behooven · 25/08/2015 21:52

I just thought it looked itchy and those big shoes with bare feet...

Very Robin Hood, all she needs is a quiver and arrows Grin

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ouryve · 25/08/2015 22:03

These are the ones that caught my eye, the other day. Quite ridiculous.

I like M&S Limited and Portfolio, but honestly...
JenesuispasJeffrey · 25/08/2015 22:05

I was struggling to find words - Robin Hood describes it perfectly.

It is a travesty!

prettywhiteguitar · 25/08/2015 22:09

Oooh oatmeal legs and shiny hoofs

polyhymnia · 25/08/2015 23:38

That's truly weird. Do you mean Autograph rather than Portfolio? They are usually s bit better than most M and S stuff but not in this case ...

MorrisZapp · 25/08/2015 23:41

See, that's not a million miles away from the early nineties look of jodhpurs and cable jumpers etc. Worn with ankle boots.

lurkingaround · 26/08/2015 00:01

Cripes that's fairly horrific

DonkeyOaty · 26/08/2015 00:16

Like dem boots though. Hmmmmmm.

CalonDu · 26/08/2015 08:04

Max Wall! Yes!

I miss Portfolio. The first Portfolio launch season was really, really stylish. Then whoever they'd got in to design some decent clothes left

CalonDu · 26/08/2015 08:05

That first look is very 'Medieval Serf with Handbag'.

itsraininginbaltimore · 26/08/2015 08:08

Good God. Those black trousers and pointy boots - WTF? Shock

If Max Wall Chic is the look of the season then I know I have finally, officially reached old age no part of me is tempted to join in on that one.

itsraininginbaltimore · 26/08/2015 08:10

For those of you to young to remember Max Wall.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 26/08/2015 08:37

What is this Portfolio range you are all talking about? Was it renamed to Autograph or is it another range? It sounds like something I should check out (as I quite like M&S but just not those outfits that are above)

AlisonWunderland · 26/08/2015 08:41

I'm getting a strong Albert Steptoe vibe from that outfit

WhatchaMaCalllit · 26/08/2015 08:51

I'm wondering if these boots would look better with that first outfit?

I like M&S Limited and Portfolio, but honestly...