Okay. I realise that I am bloody awkward. And I realise that what I want isn't necessarily what the shops want to sell me. But surely it shouldn't be so difficult to find:
- a lovely soft, slouchy, white cotton button down shirt, that's about mid thigh length
- a pair of black and white trainers which are comfortable and don't have a giant tick or N or something one, and which don't cost the equivalent of a night in a hotel. I found these but they were not very comfortable.
- a grey cotton casual jacket, maybe a biker style or bomber jacket
- some grey, skinny jeans with zips on the ankles