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boden adds MORE Culotte horror to the world

49 replies

ElizabethHoover · 15/04/2015 08:25

They just look like they might be worn by the grandma on Howard's way
www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Womens-Shorts/WJ039/Womens-Culottes.html

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ElizabethHoover · 15/04/2015 08:26

i am waiting for the white broderie ones you can see in some pics. Apparently out in May

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ElizabethHoover · 15/04/2015 08:27

meanwhile I defy you not to want to SHOOT this model in the video

www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Womens-Tops-T-shirts/3_4-Sleeved-Tops/WA588/Womens-Ursula-Top.html

lady, you aint 11

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AuntieStella · 15/04/2015 08:31

I'm surprised they call those culottes. They just look like longish shorts to me.

AnnaFiveTowns · 15/04/2015 08:31

I saw these for the first time in the Hush catalogue the other day. In principle, I like the idea of them (I'm a very practical person!) but even the stunningly beautiful hush model looked dreadful in them. Truly frumpster! God only knows how they'd look on me - a flabby, middle-aged woman

JustJanice · 15/04/2015 08:33

God, does anyone actually wear this stuff? And the PRICE!!

For people with no taste and more money than sense, obviously. Isn't Boden supposed to be the official uniform of MN?

AuntieStella · 15/04/2015 08:35

What sort of shorts do work well, if any, for those who do not want to expose cellulite ridden thighs?

KoalaDownUnder · 15/04/2015 09:02

I want to line up my fingers and then JAB that video model in the eyes, really fast.

FFS, what a bunch of overpriced wank!

noddyholder · 15/04/2015 09:08

Mine are nothing like that those are shorts! Broderie is overkill now way too much in shops

noddyholder · 15/04/2015 09:11

I have these ones about an inch or 2 longer on me though!

boden adds MORE Culotte horror to the world
juneau · 15/04/2015 09:28

What sort of shorts do work well, if any, for those who do not want to expose cellulite ridden thighs?

TBH if you have 'cellulite-ridden thighs' shorts are probably not an item you want to wear! How about a dress or skirt instead, which would be cooler in hot weather and much more flattering? Shorts look great if you have slim legs and rubbish otherwise. Why would you want to look rubbish?

As for the Boden culottes - aren't they pedal-pushers? I always thought culottes were long - and like an A-line skirt with a division in the middle? But yes, very frumpy. Boden is awful at the moment. Loads of hideous flowery prints, frumpy pastel colours, etc.

OopTheShard · 15/04/2015 09:36

I dont get culottes. Not even a young, thin model can make them look good, so what chance do the rest of us have?

noddyholder · 15/04/2015 09:38

Inammwearing mine today out for lunch with a mate who will def tell me if they are frumpy I don't feel frumpy so that's something!

Siolence · 15/04/2015 09:44

Noddy yours are lovely, where are they from?

ElizabethHoover · 15/04/2015 09:49

Don't say that nod ! :(

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FiftyShadesOfSporn · 15/04/2015 09:50

Those are bermudas I would say. Johnnie might just as well bring them out in lime green and accessorize with a golf club.

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GiantGaspingSatanicCyst · 15/04/2015 09:54

I love culottes but those are painfully bad. In fact, aren't they actually city shorts?

senua · 15/04/2015 10:08

The video of the white culottes is awful, it shows how see-through the material is.

Judydreamsofhorses · 15/04/2015 10:10

I have culottes from Urban Outfitters and really like them - mine look like a midi skirt, quite fluid fabric, and I wore them last summer with tucked in t-shirts, bare legs and brogues/sandals/gym shoes. The shops seem to be calling long shorts/cropped trousers culottes just now.

PinkSquash · 15/04/2015 10:14

They're not culottes, culottes are longer and swishier. They're city shorts.

OOAOML · 15/04/2015 10:22

Those are shorts worn by old people on cruises. Probably with socks and sandals.

TheCraicDealer · 15/04/2015 10:27

Those are shorts worn by old people on cruises. Probably with socks and sandals.

Went on a cruise in January. Can confirm the veracity of this statement.

Izzy24 · 15/04/2015 10:29

Culottes can be great.

Those aren't culottes.

herecomesthsun · 15/04/2015 10:45

I would love some swishy long black culottes but can't find any.

noddyholder · 15/04/2015 12:01

Mine are from H and M I love broderie looks lovely but there is so much in the shops and there was last summer too Most of the cuts don't suit me though thats probably why I'm not keen

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