What sort of shorts do work well, if any, for those who do not want to expose cellulite ridden thighs?
TBH if you have 'cellulite-ridden thighs' shorts are probably not an item you want to wear! How about a dress or skirt instead, which would be cooler in hot weather and much more flattering? Shorts look great if you have slim legs and rubbish otherwise. Why would you want to look rubbish?
As for the Boden culottes - aren't they pedal-pushers? I always thought culottes were long - and like an A-line skirt with a division in the middle? But yes, very frumpy. Boden is awful at the moment. Loads of hideous flowery prints, frumpy pastel colours, etc.