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If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat

38 replies

JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:20

I will need concrete irrefutable proof though. I'm like this :0 at these shoes.

www.unitednude.com/iris-van-herpen-x-united-nude-biopiracy-boot-black-nappa-2082

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JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:21

Or these

www.unitednude.com/nova-shoe-black-chroming-vinyl-carbon-fiber-1637

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Hobby2014 · 20/03/2015 22:22

It doesn't look like a shoe! more like a bedroom toy!
I can't see how it works? Where do you put your foot?

AvaCrowder · 20/03/2015 22:22

What the what?

Hobby2014 · 20/03/2015 22:22

Second one looks lady-gaga-esque..

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 20/03/2015 22:24

Shock those first ones look like they have built in shin guards.

I think your hat is safe Grin

PacificDogwood · 20/03/2015 22:24

Eh?
That a shoe? For a human foot?
How does it work?! Confused

morethanpotatoprints · 20/03/2015 22:25

Go on, I'll be the first to say the fist one even has an anal stimulator. Grin

CrazyOldBagLady · 20/03/2015 22:27

I couldn't even tell how you were supposed to wear those first ones. I had to google it, and found this.

They are bloody ugly.

TheHappinessTrap · 20/03/2015 22:28

I really like the first pair!

coalscuttle · 20/03/2015 22:30

Ha ha at the price!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/03/2015 22:30

Are they for Mr Tumnus?

GiniCooper · 20/03/2015 22:30

What?

The first one I can't make out at all.

I can just about see where you'd fit into the second one.

At least they've free shipping...

JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:30

I couldn't work out how it was a shoe at first either. I wonder if they're comfy

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Clg199 · 20/03/2015 22:31

The beige ones give the impression of Shire Horse legs. For the price I'm guessing that's not what they're aiming for.

TheHappinessTrap · 20/03/2015 22:31

Sorry. Thanks for the link. I see the error of my waY's. I thought the photo was snowing the store on its heel, making it into a funky flat. My big mistake.

PacificDogwood · 20/03/2015 22:31

OMG, thank you for that link, CrazyOldBagLady, that really helped.
I had not clue how they were meant to be worn.

And in beige too…. loverly Grin

WagonWheel · 20/03/2015 22:33

True definition of Fugly.

JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:33

Talk about Freudian slips Potato - "the fist one even has an anal stimulator" Grin

Not that I know what an anal stimulator is of course.

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Greengardenpixie · 20/03/2015 22:34

They look like hoofs!!!!

JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:35

The beige ones make her feet look like trotters. I don't believe that's a look I wish to emulate just now thanks.

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KissyBoo · 20/03/2015 22:36

Is it wrong that I like them from a wonderfully unique design perspective?
wanky

PacificDogwood · 20/03/2015 22:37

Darn you, Juan, now I am looking at the UnitedNude website again.
I've been coveting on of their wrap-around colourful elastic boots for years. They are probably past it, now that I am eyeing them up again.
Please tell me they are passé?

morethanpotatoprints · 20/03/2015 22:38

Juan

I noticed that, and thought I'd added the r, my keys are a bit sticky Grin Grin I must stop it, I'm going back to the education threads.
I behave myself there.

meglet · 20/03/2015 22:38

you wait, give it 2 yrs and even primark will have a watered down version on sale.

crazy shoe.

Longdistance · 20/03/2015 22:41

Very Lady Gaga esque.