If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat

[JuanPotatoTwo]

I will need concrete irrefutable proof though. I'm like this :0 at these shoes.

www.unitednude.com/iris-van-herpen-x-united-nude-biopiracy-boot-black-nappa-2082

Or these

www.unitednude.com/nova-shoe-black-chroming-vinyl-carbon-fiber-1637

It doesn't look like a shoe! more like a bedroom toy!
I can't see how it works? Where do you put your foot?

What the what?

Second one looks lady-gaga-esque..

those first ones look like they have built in shin guards.

I think your hat is safe

Eh?
That a shoe? For a human foot?
How does it work?!

Go on, I'll be the first to say the fist one even has an anal stimulator.

I couldn't even tell how you were supposed to wear those first ones. I had to google it, and found this.

They are bloody ugly.

I really like the first pair!

Ha ha at the price!

Are they for Mr Tumnus?

What?

The first one I can't make out at all.

I can just about see where you'd fit into the second one.

At least they've free shipping...

I couldn't work out how it was a shoe at first either. I wonder if they're comfy

The beige ones give the impression of Shire Horse legs. For the price I'm guessing that's not what they're aiming for.

Sorry. Thanks for the link. I see the error of my waY's. I thought the photo was snowing the store on its heel, making it into a funky flat. My big mistake.

OMG, thank you for that link, CrazyOldBagLady, that really helped.
I had not clue how they were meant to be worn.

And in beige too…. loverly

True definition of Fugly.

Talk about Freudian slips Potato - "the fist one even has an anal stimulator"

Not that I know what an anal stimulator is of course.

They look like hoofs!!!!

The beige ones make her feet look like trotters. I don't believe that's a look I wish to emulate just now thanks.

Is it wrong that I like them from a wonderfully unique design perspective?
wanky

Darn you, Juan, now I am looking at the UnitedNude website again.
I've been coveting on of their wrap-around colourful elastic boots for years. They are probably past it, now that I am eyeing them up again.
Please tell me they are passé?

Juan

I noticed that, and thought I'd added the r, my keys are a bit sticky I must stop it, I'm going back to the education threads.
I behave myself there.

you wait, give it 2 yrs and even primark will have a watered down version on sale.

crazy shoe.

Very Lady Gaga esque.