If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat

[JuanPotatoTwo]

I will need concrete irrefutable proof though. I'm like this :0 at these shoes.

www.unitednude.com/iris-van-herpen-x-united-nude-biopiracy-boot-black-nappa-2082

Ah but why are your keys sticky potato, hmm?

Pacific - do you mean the stripy boots? I will allow you a pair of those if you also have a matching stripy carpet in your house. Think shoes that blend into the carpet might be handy -it could save unnecessary shoe putting on/taking off.

They really needed some sort of scale diagram in the first one...the make total non sense in the link from CrazyOldBagLady.

The 1st one is for a hoof.
The 2nd is a bed spring.

@ Morethan's fist typo!

They are hideous but the link showing them being worn helped me realise that they are bigger than I thought. I thought they were about the size of a foot rather than enormous boots if that makes sense.

Crikey they're massive. From original website I thought maybe they would be like ballet points or something -
Imagining them to be quite dainty. But no, they're walloping great hoof like boots.
I'd never make a fashion designer.
I predict they will therefore be hugely popular

It's even funnier that I tried to correct it.

myred

Now, you are the one mentioning size, just let this be known

Is it me or do the second pair look really odd on. It's not how I imagined them to look at all they look massive

Neither of the photos are mine just think they look really well ugly

No one owning up to having a pair then? Phew

How the hell do you get a foot in that?

If it had bunny ears, I'd swear it was something else.

The beige ones are for the more mature lady, don't you know. To be sold alongside the Padders.

I don't think they'd accommodate my orthotic insoles, otherwise I'd be placing an order

DS3(7) immediately identified them as boots when he saw the image on the UN website
He's a designer or architect or engineer in the making, I'm sure.

well, they're just ridiculous.

Bloody well done to them if they manage to con some fashion junkie into parting with a shitload of cash for them though.