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If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat

38 replies

JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:20

I will need concrete irrefutable proof though. I'm like this :0 at these shoes.

www.unitednude.com/iris-van-herpen-x-united-nude-biopiracy-boot-black-nappa-2082

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JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 22:44

Ah but why are your keys sticky potato, hmm?

Pacific - do you mean the stripy boots? I will allow you a pair of those if you also have a matching stripy carpet in your house. Think shoes that blend into the carpet might be handy -it could save unnecessary shoe putting on/taking off.

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KanyesVest · 20/03/2015 22:44

They really needed some sort of scale diagram in the first one...the make total non sense in the link from CrazyOldBagLady.

WireCat · 20/03/2015 22:44

The 1st one is for a hoof.
The 2nd is a bed spring.

Confused
myredcardigan · 20/03/2015 22:48

Grin @ Morethan's fist typo!

They are hideous but the link showing them being worn helped me realise that they are bigger than I thought. I thought they were about the size of a foot rather than enormous boots if that makes sense.

FlumpsRule · 20/03/2015 22:50

Crikey they're massive. From original website I thought maybe they would be like ballet points or something -
Imagining them to be quite dainty. But no, they're walloping great hoof like boots. Shock
I'd never make a fashion designer.
I predict they will therefore be hugely popular Grin

morethanpotatoprints · 20/03/2015 22:50

It's even funnier that I tried to correct it. Grin

myred

Now, you are the one mentioning size, just let this be known

SeaUnicorns · 20/03/2015 22:56

Is it me or do the second pair look really odd on. It's not how I imagined them to look at all they look massive

Neither of the photos are mine just think they look really well ugly

If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat
If anybody actually has, and wears, these shoes, I will eat my hat
JuanPotatoTwo · 20/03/2015 23:39

No one owning up to having a pair then? Phew

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ouryve · 20/03/2015 23:44

How the hell do you get a foot in that?

If it had bunny ears, I'd swear it was something else.

ouryve · 20/03/2015 23:50

The beige ones are for the more mature lady, don't you know. To be sold alongside the Padders.

ShatnersBassoon · 20/03/2015 23:53

I don't think they'd accommodate my orthotic insoles, otherwise I'd be placing an order Sad

PacificDogwood · 21/03/2015 10:39

DS3(7) immediately identified them as boots when he saw the image on the UN website Shock
He's a designer or architect or engineer in the making, I'm sure.

Grin
FenellaFellorick · 21/03/2015 10:45

well, they're just ridiculous.

Bloody well done to them if they manage to con some fashion junkie into parting with a shitload of cash for them though.

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