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May I recommend a pair of jeans to make you lithe of buttock?

32 replies

oliveoil · 26/09/2006 13:26

different lengths to accomodate short arses and giraffes

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Joolstoo · 26/09/2006 13:27

quite like the top except those sleeves do nothing for chunky arms like mine

oliveoil · 26/09/2006 13:28

it's the jeans Jools not the top

concentrate love!

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TooTicky · 26/09/2006 13:28

Low rise, pah! What about us wrinkly-tummed ones?

oliveoil · 26/09/2006 13:30

ahhh, but I have a wrinkly tum too

get a long top

crop tops are foul even on those with an ironing board stomach

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TooTicky · 26/09/2006 13:32

Ah but I am bf so my top is often up. Anyway, I feel safer with trousies up to me middle

oliveoil · 26/09/2006 13:33

frump

get ye to littlewoods and order some

I demand it

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TooTicky · 26/09/2006 13:37

ooh! I've never been called that before! (I'm not oldenough to be a frump, am I?)

oliveoil · 26/09/2006 13:38

in fact, I think high waisters are in so it may be me that is the frump

but these jeans are v flattering, straight leg is far better than skinny as I don't think they suit anyone

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trinityrhino · 26/09/2006 13:38

love the thread titla, should be on the front page

TooTicky · 26/09/2006 13:42

I don't like skinnies either - too claustrophobic.

Flamesparrow · 26/09/2006 13:44

High waists are in apparantly. I am considering buying 50 pairs of low waist ones so I don't have to spend the next 5 years with a horrible waist thing going on... hate em

oliveoil · 28/09/2006 09:35

bump

I have had 3 comments on these jeans so must bump

they are grrrrrrreat

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brimfull · 28/09/2006 09:40

I think the model's arse looks anything but lithe tbh.Think these will suit boyish figures .So olive oil are you a man/woman?

Enid · 28/09/2006 09:40

i need high waisters

for the muffin

PcCOD · 28/09/2006 09:41

i still ant get slim legs for everyday
it makes me look liek a triangle

PcCOD · 28/09/2006 09:41

i still ant get slim legs for everyday
it makes me look liek a triangle

PcCOD · 28/09/2006 09:41

i still ant get slim legs for everyday
it makes me look liek a triangle

oliveoil · 28/09/2006 09:41

I may flounce

nobody likes my jeans [whiny emoticon]

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alexsmum · 28/09/2006 09:42

they look pretty bad on the model so god knows how they'd look on a normal person

PcCOD · 28/09/2006 09:43

liekt hat coat twiggy ahs on in the m and s adcvert
int he shop ists quite nice but it makes her look liek a sack o spuds

2Babies0Bumps · 28/09/2006 09:44

but i need inside leg 34. not 33 or 35!

oliveoil · 28/09/2006 09:44

I think the model looks great

you are all blind and insane

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PcCOD · 28/09/2006 09:44

they wont wear jeans in oz olive

oliveoil · 28/09/2006 09:45

I will wear really badly fitting tight cut offs and a camels hoof

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CountessDracula · 28/09/2006 09:45

the pockets are hideous all that flappery at the top