May I recommend a pair of jeans to make you lithe of buttock?

[oliveoil]

different lengths to accomodate short arses and giraffes

i like them

but im too snobby to shop at littlewoods

the one here is mingin, all berketex and auld wifies

although i am imagining the pockets getting dog eared and being a bugger to iron flat

i bought a pair of dark slim leg jeans from tesco and they are fabulous

3 different leg lengths

£15

great for scratching around in

I like the leg olive, but not so sure about teh arse on them. I have a bottom and feel these will maginfy it ten fold.

Are they really flattering?

they are nice but am now thinking I look like a right state after everyone has said how awful they are

harrumph