So....I an led to understand that I should no longer be wearing dark skirt, nude tights, dark shoes (as I will look (a) old or (b) deeply out of touch) and instead I should be wearing dark skirt, nude tights, nude shoes (a la Kate Middleton) so that I look (a) like I have the legs of a giraffe and (b) as though I am in touch with this decade and (c) not pushing retirement. Those with more sartorial style than me - Is this an accurate statement of the current state of the world?