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I think I may have found the worst shoes in the history of feet.

86 replies

tethersend · 31/03/2013 22:57

I no longer fear hell

I... I... I just... I don't...

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CeeceeBloomingdale · 01/04/2013 07:50

I quite like them in an "I'd never wear them" kind of way.

LittleAbruzzenBear · 01/04/2013 07:53

They look good on that lady's legs, but would look pant-wettingly awful on me.

Looster · 01/04/2013 09:22

They look like long curly toenails! Vile

determinedma · 01/04/2013 09:58

April Fools, maybe?

lljkk · 01/04/2013 10:44

I think they're ace. Not that I'd wear them, but if you must wear heels, they have personality.

FamiliesShareGerms · 01/04/2013 10:46

I like them Blush

RustyBear · 01/04/2013 10:49

I misread the name of the designer as 'Julian Hates Shoes' and thought 'Damn right....'

Startail · 01/04/2013 10:51

DH is most upset, they don't do size 11, he thinks they'd go we'll with his dress.

paintyourbox · 01/04/2013 16:51

Thanks for cheering up a dull Monday afternoon OP!

BullieMama · 01/04/2013 16:55

Head above the parapet time ....I think they are stunning! Simply beautiful.

SqueakyCleanNameChange · 01/04/2013 17:06

Shuh in Oxford St you say?

I'll redo my toenails, wear something that doesn't make me look like a timewaster and report back.

LindyHemming · 01/04/2013 17:08

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scarletsalt · 01/04/2013 17:23

Ha ha, I knew it was going to be those shoes before I even clicked the link! I was just looking at them earlier today, they came up as a side advert on my facebook, linking to the Schuh website.

I love them, they are just fabulous!

They have also got some good reviews on the Schuh website here

landofsoapandglory · 01/04/2013 17:30

DS1(18) just said "how the hell do they work?"

I think they are vile!

MarshaBrady · 01/04/2013 17:31

My god they are hideous.

VenusRising · 01/04/2013 17:54

I love these shoes!

They're beautiful.

MrsMaryCooper · 01/04/2013 18:23

I think they are lovely! But don't suit my budget or lifestyle...

DameFanny · 01/04/2013 19:39

I love them. But I'd have to wear them with trousers due to cankles :-(

Original poster
tethersend · 01/04/2013 19:59

Cankles would be a welcome distraction for the eye when looking at these shoes.

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DameFanny · 01/04/2013 20:19

No. Love a bit of architecture me.

ChablisLover · 01/04/2013 20:59

Please tell me the shoes are an April fools joke op? Please??

TheonlyWayisGerard · 01/04/2013 21:02

I ordered them from Schuh to try on. They're pretty uncomfortable, your feet just slide forward in them. It felt odd having no middle bit in them!

ArteggsMonkey · 01/04/2013 21:06

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ellesabe · 01/04/2013 22:02

Rofl!!!

DisappointedHorse · 01/04/2013 22:10

I really rather love them!

Better than Irregular Choice anyway!