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I think I may have found the worst shoes in the history of feet.

86 replies

tethersend · 31/03/2013 22:57

I no longer fear hell

I... I... I just... I don't...

OP posts:
cantpooinpeace · 31/03/2013 23:16

Pahaaahaaaaa
That is all Grin

Annianni · 31/03/2013 23:16

I quite like them too.
I probably would have worn them in the olden days, when I went clubbing.

But I like some of the slightly odd looking United Nude shoes.
And they're designed by an architect too.
Sorry but I can't link, not learnt how to use stupid new phone yet.

MoonlightandRoses · 31/03/2013 23:17

See these, now they are ugly (and will only knock you back a mere £600 or so...

VisualiseAHorse · 31/03/2013 23:17

Ouch, no arch support.

Would like nice on the mantelpiece though, as a piece of 'contemporary art'.

NorksAreMessy · 31/03/2013 23:17

FOOTWORMS!!!!

Eeeek

soaccidentprone · 31/03/2013 23:17

they don't look as though they'd keep your feet very warmGrin

GlaikitHasHerFizzBack · 31/03/2013 23:17

He should stick to buildings then. Unless he has designed them for himself to wear as a type of self torture!

PhyllisDoris · 31/03/2013 23:19

DD (17) says they are cool.
Oh to be young again! Smile

MoonlightandRoses · 31/03/2013 23:19

Anni, here you are. Hadn't heard of them before - they do seem to be an interesting combination of 'interesting', 'edgy' and 'made for old ladies Scholl'!

MsWinnieBaygo · 31/03/2013 23:20

They look much better when shown with feet in them. Still look mighty uncomfortable though.

LizzyDay · 31/03/2013 23:21

You wouldn't want to wear them anywhere, er, splashy, what with that missing bit underneath.

thaliablogs · 31/03/2013 23:23

Hahahahahahahahah
I needed that, thanks

SecretLindtBunny · 31/03/2013 23:25

They're ornamental, surely?

BrandyAlexander · 31/03/2013 23:28

Dear.God.

I am clearly thick..... how does one actually get ones foot in that contraption?

I am wincing looking at it. I am clearly old.

lynniep · 31/03/2013 23:28

They have them in schuh on oxford street (if you fancy a try on!)

Bessie123 · 01/04/2013 00:11

I quite like them Blush

starfishmummy · 01/04/2013 00:27

Um

Machli · 01/04/2013 00:30

Oh I actually gasped when I saw them.

LaurieFairyCake · 01/04/2013 00:31

I thought 'ooh, how groovy'

And then remembered I don't wear normal high heels, never mind daft ones Hmm

Iwantmybed · 01/04/2013 00:51

I like them they're cute and unusual give me them over brogues any day.

Iwantmybed · 01/04/2013 00:52

The hobbit shoes Fergoose are definitely vile though.

mutantninjamyrtle · 01/04/2013 00:54

Fergoose - someone hollowed out a Muppet, surely??

Chubfuddler · 01/04/2013 00:58

If you want to see ugly shoes try looking in the back of the average Sunday paper magazine.

Startail · 01/04/2013 01:03

They'd look great as a feature art work in the right white contempory bedroom.

As footwear, perhaps not.