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Coleen - Who fancies a point and a laugh??

41 replies

BunnyLebowski · 07/12/2012 21:20

While she's not my cuppa tea there are folk who regard Coleen Rooney as vaguely fashionable no?

I would like some of them to explain the following abominations to me please.

Deirdre Bar-NO

I don't......what the.....Huh?

Viscose Bon Marché special for £45

For those days nothing else will do but looking like a Poundstretcher Danny Zuko

Gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Geordie Shore

Ummm

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MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights · 07/12/2012 21:23

I was all set to come here and call you cruel for pointing and laughing but jeez! Thems some shocking outfits.

And the prices! Seriously, who the heck buys that shit?

IveBeenGoodSantaIPromise · 07/12/2012 21:24

She must have been paid a lot? Only explanation as to why she would wear these shockers. The blue cutaway bin bag is my favourite. All very strange!?

upstart68 · 07/12/2012 21:24

OMG the printed kimono top is something else! I'm very tempted to get this for my sister for xmas just to see the look on her face.

I had to zoom in on the jumpsuit to see the birds.

Caerlaverock · 07/12/2012 21:27

The tunic! Is is on a one woman mission to prove the other thread right

germyrabbit · 07/12/2012 21:28

dear me

Taffeta · 07/12/2012 21:31

My PC opened the first 3 but was so obviously offended by them it won't let me see the others

germyrabbit · 07/12/2012 21:34

see the whole collection \link{http://www.littlewoods.com/women/coleen/e/b/1589,4294953085/r/100.end\here}

PretzelTime · 07/12/2012 21:34

Not so bad until I saw the £85 polyester jumpsuit with birds on it.

BunnyLebowski · 07/12/2012 21:35

She does look suitably mortified in some of the pics doesn't she?

Why would you put a 5ft lass in a jumpsuit?? Confused

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TheCatInTheHairnet · 07/12/2012 21:36

That last one!! Shock

HorraceTheChristmasOtter · 07/12/2012 21:37

Her arms are fucking weird in the ugly stripy jumper. They seem to have shrunk... All bloody ugly and shit airbrushing too.

WashingtonIrving · 07/12/2012 21:42

well, you wouldn't want to go anywhere near her with a flame would you? all that polyester would go up in seconds...

BOFingSanta · 07/12/2012 21:43

She's a lovely-looking girl, but jeez, those outfits are more hideous than anything Kayes Catalogue could have summoned from hell in 1982,

TheCrackFox · 07/12/2012 21:50

My God, the prices! You would think they would at least be cheap considering the vileness.

Notcontent · 07/12/2012 22:24

Oh my god, all those clothes are so ugly!!! And they are not even fashionable. Who are they aimed at???

blondietinsellyminx · 07/12/2012 22:29

Eighty five ACTUAL pounds for grim polyester?!! Hmm

MsFanackerPants · 08/12/2012 01:43

Worst shift dress ever?

corlan · 08/12/2012 09:08

I thought this was going to be about the Coleen Nolan collection here.

Which one is worse? You decide.

noddyholder · 08/12/2012 09:14

I like coleen and was hoping this was about the Nolan rather than the rooney! The clothes are a horror though but I feel more comfortable pointing and laughing at Nolan for some reason Grin

Sleepwhenidie · 08/12/2012 09:36

Strange she hasn't actually been pictured wearing any of this shit in RL Hmm... do they not stock it in Flannels Shock?

Honestly, talk about capitalising on minor celebrity - VB is one thing, but at least she would wear her own "creations", the hypocrisy in this, however, is breathtaking. waits to be proved wrong with pics of Coleen in nightclub wearing jumpsuit Grin

Eliza22 · 08/12/2012 11:35

Don't stand near a naked flame, Coleen! Awful awful AWFUL!

KenDoddsDadsDog · 08/12/2012 11:38

Have the Per Una Speziale designers got new jobs?

givemeaclue · 08/12/2012 11:43

Only 97p per week....

TotesFeckingAmaze · 08/12/2012 15:50

Shocking!

maudpringle · 08/12/2012 16:07

forty two pounds for that terrible stripey jumper!
forty two pounds. unbelievable.