Coleen - Who fancies a point and a laugh??

[BunnyLebowski]

While she's not my cuppa tea there are folk who regard Coleen Rooney as vaguely fashionable no?

I would like some of them to explain the following abominations to me please.

Deirdre Bar-NO

I don't......what the.....Huh?

Viscose Bon Marché special for £45

For those days nothing else will do but looking like a Poundstretcher Danny Zuko

Gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Geordie Shore

Ummm

That kimono top!!! They must have paid her a FORTUNE to model that!

Seriously girls; it's Littlewoods AND a Rooney. What did you expect ??

I was all ready to jump on this thread and call you a meanie OP, but you're right there are some shockers there!

She looks weird in the third one - like her arms have been stuck on!

Oh dear oh dear.

I think she is similar shape to me. 5'2" ish and under 9stone, so not fat but not 'slender' or 'lean' either, so not in the enviable shoes of say heidi klum who can put on a frayed wigwam and look stylish.

COLLEEEn, IF YOU're READING, go for plain clothes. NO patterns. Or maybe just a patterned rim. Or a patterned lining. No patterns. No. No flounces. No asymmetrical hems. Nothing like that. fitted plain clothes which looks boring when you type it but it works for victoria beckham doesn't it!?

You know, I clicked ready to say you were a cow as i assumed you'd linked to a photo of her in the daily fail or something but really, I have to agree, these make Per Una look elegant and timeless classics.

This is her range isn't it? it's not littlewoods choosing what to put on her. She really hasn't learned to dress for her height yet. She could look really good if she would accept that there are things she shouldn't wear. That embellished cut away tunic top was disgusting. The jumpsuit thing might have been ok on a woman of five foot ten trying to look less tall. The kalotte bottoms of the catsuit thing didn't help either. a more fitted jumpsuit or what ever you call them....... that could have worked on her.

All disgusting. I saw her in an airport recently (she was on my plane) and she was wearing a hideous long padded jacket - sleeping bag style. Horrible.

MY EYES !!!!!!!

5 people bought that kimono thing and reviewed it as stylish!!!

Those are the most awful clothes I have ever seen.

Precisely Gin It's the fact that this is her range supposedly partly designed by her that makes me

Why does it looked like the offerings from an Albert Square market stall circa 1994?!

She is a bonny girl but I agree that even at events she always looks unflatteringly dressed.

I'd love to work with her. Her name, my brains, my ideas (i've loads, seriously) my understanding of how to dress the 5' 2" woman, my understanding of the average woman's insecurities and what she wants to play up and play down, her name..... what a team we'd make.

She could get my coffee

I think it's '60s inspired.

All those clothes are laughable. Bless her.

She has no sense of style - she seems to favour wearing dresses and skirts which look like lampshades combined with those ghastly high platforms like this.

And for a pretty girl why is she filling her face with botox at the age of 26 or whatever. There's no need.

Dear lord. The collection doesnt even seem to match itself, let alone be nice.So utterly random.

Per Una are getting a run for their money!

So expensive as well. You wouldn't mind if those polyester horrors were £15 or whatever (as they would be in Asda or similar) but what a rip off.