do you lot say " ballet flats" out LOUD

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id feel such a nob. i dont know however what i would call them

ballet flats sounds a bit editorial

Shoes covers it, surely?

maybe ballet shoes
or " thos little black shoes"

i dunno
" darling please retrive my ballet flats from the wine cellar" sounds a bit de trop

i feel quite jealous as i can not wear ballet flats as i have the skinniest ankles in the world.. they make me loook like i am wearing wellies..

Lol, I wondered that too

Have you been away for years and only just returned? or have my sensors been down?

Yep, I do

its like saying "

ooh today i am wearing my statement neckalce and my smart casual jacket with my "ooh so skinny" jeans and ballet flats"

isnt it Morris?

sensors DOWN PB

slacker

( underneath i have my no vpl pants)

Shoes here as well. My ballet flats are for ballet.

But....but
its like everything I've ever known has been a lie

and who the feck has ballet heels?

googles

cripes - she does

Shoes. I call them shoes you lune

LOOK
on threads people say "I am wearing my ballet flats"

they do pezzer

they remind me of genie slippers as they have curled up toes

DOORMAT!!

how are you?
cest moi
le poisson

i am fine thankyou hunni, alot has happened in my life, how are you x

Give it up ....only you say it, only you

around a bit

on twitter - are you?

you fecker pezzer

I heard that chez new matic you get your poor boys to try on a series of your outfits every evening in a type of reluctant fashion show

They hate the dreaded ballet flats
Word

you are HALF right there ;)

Innit

Call a spade a spade, innit