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Any ChaV mumsnetters here?

142 replies

divamummy · 03/02/2006 20:43

just wondered? im defo not chav
ive seen this elderly lady ( about 50 something) with long blonde hair, pink tracksuit, pink false nails, big lv handbag. lots of gold chains and earrings. i thought instantly, how CHAV

OP posts:
hercules · 03/02/2006 20:45

perhaps she looked at you and thought "how boring".

crazydazy · 03/02/2006 20:46

There's plenty of Vicky Pollards who turn up at school to collect their kids every day.....I'm boring too though Hercules

MistressMary · 03/02/2006 20:48

I'm definately boring.

Original poster
divamummy · 03/02/2006 20:50

im defo not boring too

OP posts:
MistressMary · 03/02/2006 20:55

So what catergory are you?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:20

Oh goodness me, no Vicky Pollard's at our school, the very thought of it

littlemissbossy · 03/02/2006 21:24

Unfortunately not, I wish there were a few chavs around here, it might liven things up a bit

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:29

LMB wrote........

I wish there were a few chavs around here, it might liven things up a bit

Wellllllllll.... if nothing else it would bring down the price of property.........

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:33

been told im a chav prob am i dont care like my labels like my bling cant live without my fake tan and fake nails

coppertop · 03/02/2006 21:35

Being 50-something is elderly???

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:35

why would it? we live in a nice area even got posh neighbours hate to think we were lowering the tone!

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:36

like my labels like my bling lmao

But do you like pot noodles?
Do you let your baby eat sausage rolls in their pram?
DO you pierce parts of their body before they can walk?
Do you watch Jeremey Kyle?

SorenLorensen · 03/02/2006 21:36

Yes, I winced a bit at 50 being 'elderly' - it's not far enough away now for me to think of it as elderly

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:38

But think of the property prices............

LGJ gives an involuntary shudder at the very thought.

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:39

actually i do eat pot noodles dont give them dd but will give her a sausage roll when im out shopping to keep her quiet not got any part of her pierced and she not having ears done til shes 10 i got pierced ears navel and tatoo on my back

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:40

have watched jeremy kyle to have a good laugh

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:41

and im a single mum !!! but i own my own house and business so does that lose me chav points?

SoupDragon · 03/02/2006 21:42

Has this thread kicked off yet?

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:43

Eh? Im a single mum that doesnt make me a chav

No, you passed the test your a chav

Congratulations, please take your burberry ribbon and pin it on your pink tracksuit next to your clown pendant hanging from your neck

vickiyumyum · 03/02/2006 21:44

i watched jeremy kyle am i a chav? i don't have any bling, or fake designer labels, no fake tan, no fake nails, and no highlights (although wish i had all three at the moment to make a feel a bit more glam, than a fat pregnant lump, that can't move and can't bend down far enough to paint my toenails let alone give them a pedicure!!)

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:45

thank you i am honoured!!! should have said business is a beauty salon extra chav points!!

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:45

vicki come and see me i will turn you into a proper chav!!

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:46

Oh yes especially if you offer fake tans spraying booth and stick on teeth jewels

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:47

sorry dont do spray booths just st tropez

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:48

so what does every one find wrong with being a chav! and why would it be so awful to live next door to me! i cant see how i would lower your property prices!