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Any ChaV mumsnetters here?

142 replies

divamummy · 03/02/2006 20:43

just wondered? im defo not chav
ive seen this elderly lady ( about 50 something) with long blonde hair, pink tracksuit, pink false nails, big lv handbag. lots of gold chains and earrings. i thought instantly, how CHAV

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welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:49

personally nulnulcat, Im only messing with you, I dont believe chavs, or putting people into boxes just because of what they wear.

But some lovely mumsnetters see a pink tracksuit and bit of bling and go all queasy

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:50

believe IN chavs even!!!!!!!

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:50

bet they are all sensible mummies with sensible shoes!! and the only bling they got is their twinsets

singednotburned · 03/02/2006 21:50

I am not a chav
I can't afford bling, can't afford designer labels, can't afford piercings: that means extra jewellery, can't afford lots of blond highlights,
I am just a poor person.

Wish I had a little designer bling now, and a wad!

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:51

or they are hippy mums!! dont believe in make up etc

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:51

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The very thought............LGJ goes off to lie down in a darkened room.........

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:53

no!! not breastfeeding, tie dye wearing, hemp eating hippys!!!!!!!

My god, I bet all the chav mums are queasy now

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:53

lady sherlock where do you live i must come and move there i could have a chav coffee morning

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:54

i was a breast feeding chav!

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:54

Yes LSLGJ tell her where you live, you can meet up and read the Argos catalogue together

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:55

i can do her nails and tan whilst we are at it

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:56

actually its more ikea that argos these days

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:56

nulnulcat

Unlikely..............the Chav police would get you as soon as you stepped over the border,,,,,

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:58

and i was so looking forward to lowering the tone of your neighbourhood! just think i children could have had sleepovers! i could give your kids sausage rolls and alcopops!

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 21:59

Sadly not to be.............

Now where did I leave my copy of Horse and Hound ???

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 21:59

am i the only genuine chav here then?

welshboris · 03/02/2006 21:59

And pierce their ears. And teach them lovely swear words.

Oh so much fun

welshboris · 03/02/2006 22:00

Oh God no, theres loads on here

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 22:01

sorry still anti ear piercing on children! and posh kids swear just as much only they pronounce there h's!

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 22:03

With you on the anti ear piercing..........oh yak...

Carlk · 03/02/2006 22:03

I drive an escort

and a saab

and a bmw

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 22:04

read another post that had a problem with children eating sausage rolls in there buggies why is it such a problem!

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 22:04

merc

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/02/2006 22:07

OH and my DS 4.5 does not know anything stronger than botheration..........and when I recently used bloody in front of him, in total desperation, I was told........by a 4.5 we do not use that word in this house, I agreed and apologised.

He accepted my apology, and then said and you should know better you are a grown up.

nulnulcat · 03/02/2006 22:09

im doing so well i only found about this website this week so far offended people coz i let my dd watch cbeebies whenever we are in the house - tv never goes off! only breast fed for 6 months horror should have done it til they left home and i swore by gina ford wasnt having any of this demand feeding strict routine it was! now im in the anti chav chat!! who else can i offend next this is great fun!

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