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weird body shape

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stitch · 10/10/2005 20:40

i have a huge tummy. it sticks out further than my breasts do. finding clothes to fit is a nightmare. i got this coat from boden which i was really pleased with, but it was a tiny bit tight accross tummy. ds says it is too big on me. shoulders and bust. she thinks i should have bought a 14. but the sixteen barely covers my lump of fat......
i have this problem with most clothes. what do you think about looking int he maternity section? or is that just too sad?

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Enid · 11/10/2005 19:50

had very clingy silk dress and lovely flat tum [sigh]

experiment626 · 11/10/2005 20:28

enid, i used to have a concave tummy. way back then. i was four months pregnant with ds1 when tummy became flat. was gutted. well over seven months or was it eight? before i couldnt see my feet any more.
havent seen my feet in many years now.

i was doing soooo well cod. walk in the morning. gym in the afternoon. breakfast, lunch and coffee only. then at half five, my friend brought home made samosas round. why...........
ive had three. so that was my dinner. with some steamed baby courgttes and a raw carrot.
ive been guzzling down water since.

experiment626 · 11/10/2005 20:28

im stitch btw/

codface · 12/10/2005 18:18

oh as long as that was diner then i think thats vegeuley excusable

i have not had much today either
bran flakes and a bbq steak wrap thing

mslady · 12/10/2005 21:15

I have a weird body shape too. Don't do maternity clothes, just find something that works with your body type....or excercize a whole lot & get sexy & make him suffer....woohoo

stitch · 13/10/2005 11:53

you guys are all stars!

day three, and still going strong. maybe wishful thinking, but looks like massive, alien tummy has shrunk microscopically.

and only eaten two of the yummy lindt choccies sent by my lovleey swapper. .

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charliebat · 13/10/2005 18:00

I wear maternity clothes, I am a big boobed size 14. The t-shirts fit my boobs better.

codface · 14/10/2005 13:56

oi porky
update please

stitch · 14/10/2005 17:05

hi fishy one.
im doing well on the diet thing.
breakfast was museli. lunch was two best of both hovis rolls with cheese in. snack of an apple. and a cup of coffee so far.
also did a work out at the gym today, and yesterday. and also have had a leisurely walk round the shops, does that count as excercies?

dont notice any improvement on the alien blubber thing though. seems as big as ever.
but i shall not fail.

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codface · 14/10/2005 17:05

have you weghted in?

stitch · 14/10/2005 17:07

i have weighed myself on the scales at the gym, is horrendous. i tell myself it is because i am wearing lots of clothes, trainers, and have been drinking lots coz excercising. but i think im just fat.
75.6kg and

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codface · 14/10/2005 17:12

can only get better

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